I did Nazi that coming.

Jaysus, can Jenna Bush Hager just go ahead and get to the “inspiring stay-at-home mom” phase of her career now? She’s a nice girl, but cries during a good third of her “news” stories and, if she weren’t a Presidential Daughter, would be hard pressed to get an on-air job in a bottom-half market TV station.

Waiting for the Republican outrage about how entitled and out of touch Hollywood stars are alienating half of America. Even though we will have a President who is an out of touch, former Hollywood star who alienates half of America.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

I love her. I want to be her when I grow up. This actually made me cry. What a beautifully sweet acceptance speech. And as a mixed chick, THANK YOU <3

Kerry Washington said to Jenna Bush, “I’m so proud to have served in the Obama Administration.” Perfect, Kerry!

That’s enough internet for today.

Could be worse:

Hot Toddy is where it’s at. Booze (brandy is my preferred), honey, lemon, and I brew in some tea too. Helps the throat and the booze makes trying to sleep a little easier. Brandy helps feel warm from the inside too. Cinnamon is optional in our house (me yes, wife no).

Dorit makes me rage - she’s so stupid she can’t even properly own up to what her stupidity has caused.

“picking and choosing what “sins” are acceptable in the Bible, and using the Bible as a whip!”

I work a civil service job in NYS and he is loathed. But the alternative, on his first go-round at least, was Carl fucking Paladino.

***Alexis!***

Stella is dusty ass wannabe HBIC. I caught it yesterday. Her daughter is more interesting than the drama she tries to manufacture.

After her anxiety dream New Year’s Eve performance, Mariah Carey said, “Shit happens.” Now she supposedly thinks, “Shit happens when everyone’s out to get you.”

Rosie is correct Trump is mentally ill, you don’t even need Dr. Phil to prove it.

I blame Ryan Seacrest for one thing in particular and it rhymes with Shmardashian. That’s enough to make me hate him for life.

Carrie brought her mom Mac and Cheese. Why is this making me cry?

I don’t know if Ryan Seacrest has really done anything horrible to warrant my hatred towards him but part of me is sure he has.

I hope Billie Lourde has some really great people in her life. She needs them right now. I don’t know what else to say, this just sucks.