In Texas we have a 5 star restaurant inside a fuel station and they serve bloody mary’s garnished with a cheeseburger, french fries, chicken nugget, bacon, and hot peppers, on a skewers. It’s the best drink in the world.

Now that’s how you boost the boozy brunch!

I don’t know about you, but I’d still do these up as shooters. Plunk the marinated skewers into shot glasses, fill with equal portions of the leftover marinade, serve!

New game:

Seriously? Commenters ARE horrible quite a lot of the time—even here. Can you really blame her?

How long have you been carrying that chip on your shoulder? It seems heavy.

Sadly, the Nazis used it first. Reagan raised its adorableness level, though, which, I believe, caused the mess we are in right now. Plus, Frelling Zuckerberg.

It’s not deep. It’s meta.

I love the show, but I don’t think it is that deep. I often times find that people on the internet are overthinking TV shows. Every story doesn’t have to make perfect logical sense without plot holes. Things can be enjoyed even if they’re not 100% perfect.

I use canned evaporated milk in my coffee every morning. It’s pretty cheap and has a long shelf life (until you open it, of course). It’s not sweetened like condensed milk is, so my coffee taste shines through.

Nah I’m with you, I don’t particularly like her voice.

I’m sure I’ll get so much hate for typing this, but I can’t stand Idina Menzel’s nasal singing voice. I don’t get her. at all.

I’m just going to come out and say it: Idina always sounds nasal as hell and can’t hold a candle to Bette Midler.

Without Bette, there is no Beaches.

I laughed.

I have it on good authority that Rebecca Romijn is actually awesome and kind, irl.

Instamodels

Kara; “ 2016 Lindsay Lohan and her bootleg Madonna-goes-to-Pemberley accent”. What an ace, mate.

Does anyone else find it ironic that Shade Court has become a bright spot in the world? Anyway it’s awesome.