When my ex walked out on me I opened all his bills and filled out the change of address to his mothers house. 

The juvenile personal insults over the anonymity of the internet always say more about the commenter than the OP

“I honestly believe that the high school quarterback who’s dating the homecoming queen cheerleader—even that guy thinks he’s an outsider. Who doesn’t think that they’re an outsider?”

This all happened before....

THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE

Still not inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

ice cream sandwiches made with pop tarts

get a cat?

I live near a business that became “internet famous”

once Trump is 6 feet under Melania will definitely pull a Jackie O and marry a rich middle eastern man

This sounds like “how to raise a Gen X kid” 

Imagine the career he could have had if he weren’t such a *sshole

The best part is that a WGA writer gets credit for the utterly cringy banter during the Tyra years

Scientology has to protect its assets

I think Pro Birth sums it up, they don’t give a crap about babies.

wait until you read the 100+ page masters thesis

Jersey in the House! beat me to it

I've also noticed fewer InstaCart shoppers looking lost in the aisles of my local supermarket

Sybil: The Musical perhaps?

I’ve only eaten at Olive Garden once and bitched the entire time that I could make the entire menu without recipes in my own kitchen