I’d rather eat chicken wings while in a bath

If the dude at the McDonalds counter had JUST GIVEN HIM A DAMN MCMUFFIN!

While I didn’t watch yet... the rest of the internet is up in arms over Woody’s anti vax BS in his opening monologue... which is not even touched upon here

Add whatever you like as a chopped up as a mix in: Spanish olives, pickles (I prefer over relish which I find too sweet), fresh peppers of any color, or jarred pickled peppers (my favorite is sweet heat banana pepper rings). Also shredded carrots to be healthy and to add crunch without celery!

It seems Oleato is nothing more than adding olive oil to oat milk

I can still clear of full table of dishes in one trip carrying them up my arm

I’ve been there, carrying trays with 10 dinners on my shoulder and kids running around and into my legs... to the point where I walked up to the parents and stated “your kids have almost knocked me over twice FROM BEHIND, if they get hurt, it’s not our fault”

My single mom had unexpected emergency surgery middle of my freshman year. She was hospitalized for months. Family came to stay and watch us... but I was handed mom’s checkbook to pay all the bills for the next few months. (thankfully she literally just had enough savings)

they’ve always said, “That’s not our business. That’s not for us to tell you how to live your life or what opinions to have.” 

the cop and the ex call girl? doesn’t seem that unusual to me

I swear Kelly was shading Strayan in her compliments to Seacrest and what a genuinely nice person he is and who you see on camera is who he is.

14.99

Well someone got a second wear out of a bridesmaid dress

After thanking the queer community Ms Bey can go console herself with all that Dubai cash. 

spoilers

I thought the bleached brows thing came and went a few years ago

I thought this sounded familiar and remember that I read that NJ is doing the same thing

We have this at my local ACME which has a policy of NOT stopping shoplifters as to avoid violence and/or lawsuits

Will there be Lepre-corn for St. Patrick’s day?

“drop a quarter” just isn’t the same for some reason