Maine Lobster will still be an ingredient in premade food products sold at Whole Foods

Agreed. I don’t drink Starbuck or DD or eat at Chipotle. Took forever to use up those cards from last year. 

Today in history the first INCEL speech was made on the floor of congress

TJ Holmes’ delivery/persona on GMA is cheeseball/preacher/dude-bro

Toss cut up turkey and frozen peas into a box of white cheddar Mac and cheese mix instead of making turkey tetrazzini 

Please cut watching people make their entrance to the podium for 20 seconds to announce the next category. and the 10 second voice overs as the intros and outros for commercial breaks. Just saved 15 minutes. 

Jamie Lee Curtis for the win

“Try the cock, Albert. It’s a delicacy, and you know where it’s been.” —Helen Mirren, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover

... are located in New Jersey

Kelly is the better singer. Fight me. 

not a good look Kelly

Not that these idiots believe in science, but the drug has one other approved use: the management and treatment of hyperglycemia in patients exhibiting signs of Cushing syndrome as well as several “off label” uses related to uterine issues outside of pregnancy. 

Gen X is aging better than boomers. Thank you sunscreen! 

Freakier Friday: Lohan’s character has a 12 year old.

No gays and no beer? 

What does it say when your sister in laws show up looking like the Evil Snow Queen and the Angel of Death?

Moves like that to avoid taxes should be friggin illegal or at least should get the IRS looking at their cooked books

I bet Shelley is being kept on a Sea Org ship in international waters

I’ve done a pumpkin cheesecake with various sorts of cookie crusts over the years