::Quietly deletes 'Have you ever been in a Turkish prison' thread::

That's the frustrating thing about Vice— underneath all the smug bro-iness and Terry Richardson photos and sexual assault allegations (but I repeat myself), there's some pretty fantastic reporting. I wish their features people would just strike out on their own.

Only Janis Joplin, but he does also have biopics about both Janis and Scott Ian in the works.

No, but there was a bit where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey, then I said 'Playtime's over,' then I hit him over the head with the peace lily.

Yeah, given all that stuff that came out when he got divorced from Karen Elson, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Meg wasn't the problem.

The promoter also said he’d have to forfeit the “sizeable six figure
sum” he’d already given Morrissey as a deposit—something that could
cause the venue to “potentially go under.”

I'm rooting for Jhaqen to come back so we can have a My Two Dads situation.

I played someone X-Ray Spex for the first time and he said, 'If you told me you were in a band, this is exactly what I'd think your band would sound like.' Which may have actually been meant as an insult, but it it's hands-down the most awesome compliment anyone has ever given me.

Dammit, replied in the wrong spot.

Didn't Heartbleed put out a bunch of Taking Back Sunday records before they made it big?

I have no girl-boner at all. Which is really a testament to the acting and writing on this show— I was completely revolted by the idea of sexytimes with Mads Mikkelesen, which… that's not normally the way it goes in my head.

An Inconvenient Truth Again: I Care About You, But This Is Really Starting to Become an Imposition

If Hannibal comes in next week with a red shirt a la Tiger Woods, we'll know what's up.

This is a proud day for the HHHH community.

Just fix yourself a cocktail and imagine you're someplace far and away.