No, that gives her too much credit. She’s someone who’s willing to peddle the same lies about business and economics as Republicans because, to her, they’re secondary to her faith-based horseshit about gay folk and women.

To sum up:

Fuck all of you all! The entire universe STILL owes us for SBXL... We will continue to collect on these kinds of things until the end of time...

As a fan who went numerous Safeco and Kingdome games, I can tell you this: they called Griffey “the Kid”, but Edgar was the man.

1 tbsp baking soda. 1 cup water. Shake.

They are so obnoxious they would have intentionally taken up 2 beams.

you burnt that straw man. good job!

I’m more interested in the phrase “tried to hit his mother with a hammer”. Tried. As in, was unable to.

i’m going to go to Walgreens just because of the “buy one, give one”

Pretty sure Bin Laden destroyed baseball by introducing “God Bless America” into the 7th inning stretch.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

I hate inconsiderate bicyclists. I hate shitty car drivers. I hate people who drive to work alongside me in the morning. I hate everyone.

He seems to have parked his bike directly in front of a moving car on an active street in an effort to start some conflict.

I worked at this one place where one of the owners would get their staff to look after their kids when they went away on vacation. The owners were a couple but the kids were from a previous relationship. The people who had to look after their kids were always ones with cars who didn’t have much of a personal life, so…

I love the concept of Fashion Police, but they’ve been failing at the execution, even when Joan Rivers was there.

Jake Locker wants in on that list.

Oh how I wish I was stuck in that traffic, stopped in front of those asswipes as the proposal was going on... I would have blasted a “La Cucaracha” horn repeatedly. Moment ruined.

And goddammit, can we please stop rising for “God Bless America” in the seventh? It’s not the national anthem. I’m not getting off my ass twice in one game to fellate the flag again.

That’s the part I don’t understand. If “you” believe God defines what marriage really is, then for what possible reason would you care how the State defines it? “God” isn’t going to count the marriage anyway, so “you” still win in the end.