My mother was always there for us if we ran up against authority without reason. She had four kids, and I figure by the time the youngest of us graduated from high school they breathed a sigh of relief. Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t a bad kid for the most part, and if I did get in trouble for legitimate reasons, both…

Because it always goes well when you replace your stars with... other people.

I'll say this about fashion of yester yore. It was nice to see models that looked like they were older than 16.

Man, I think that's already happened with Lady Stoneheart (or has it????).

Sometimes it's the journey and not the destination that's important. But when it's one of these giant modern fantasy epics, that destination had better be goddamn impressive.

"No, ma'am, actually the sun is going to remain in its place as it has for millions of years. The Earth, however, will continue spinning and proceeding on its orbit as planned; would you like me to ask a manager to pull the emergency brake?"

The engine reportedly stopped running when the oil turned back into a dinosaur and ran away.

If Guy Fieri was a place, he would be St. Louis.

Timothy Dolan is evil. He has proven time and again that he is a hypocritical, double-talking evil, bullshit artist. None of this surprises me. Not a single bit of it.

It was great until the other two turned up.

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

Also, is anti-colonialism some kind of problem?! COLONIALISM WAS AND IS A TREMENDOUS EVIL, RUDOLPH. I want to staple a copy of King Leopold's Ghost to Giuliani's stupid face.

Those paws are really adorable! They look so pudgy! And that little tail and face! Best is Show, best in our hearts. The people's pooch! (I really like Beagles...)

I like The Californians, but I am totally with you on Garth and Kath. Ugh, haaaaate. It's obvious that it cracks the two of them up, but they can do that junk on their own time.

I actually like the Californians sketches and I even I thought it went on too long, Taylor Swift was also not funny at all .

I hear ya, I have the same issue, but have never pulled all my lashes out at once. I do get bald patches in my lash line. I sometimes fantasize about cutting the tapered ends so they're stiffer, and then pulling them all out, one by one.

you save thread!

I can't even look at people chewing gum, insta-rage.

Ugh, how tragic....andjust confirms my belief that gum is the worst. The WORST. (I hate the sound of snapping and popping gum as much as the woman in Chicago (the musical, not the city) and I also have touched a few too many pieces of already chewed gum on the underside of desks and chairs in my time).