I beg to differ- I think it's ridiculous that couples are pressured into doing shit they don't want just for their guests. I got tired of the requests and pressure, so we eloped instead- and it was AWESOME. I don't give a shit what other people wanted on my wedding day- I wanted something simple and stress-free, and I…

This isn't a story about me being broken up with, rather me breaking up with my boyfriend at the time. Our 2nd anniversary was coming up and I had just realized that I was in love with someone else, a woman to be exact. Well, he didn't know this yet and my 19 year old self thought the best time to tell him was when he…

from what i can tell, past him is the worst and so is present him.

If you look closely at the crowd, you can see a young Jamie Moyer soaking up the action.

What with all the Kinja changes over the years, aren't we kind of back to where we were originally? I mean, the sideways comments, the double-wide columns...aside from the algorithm to bring the best comments to the top (which doesn't really seem to work), and the inability to tell who's responding to who — it's back…

Be the change you want to see.

Straws, pens, forks. Power cords. Boxes are good, especially boxes that held expensive toys they ignore so they can play with the box. Bathroom rugs, which are also chewable. Toilet paper. My socks, if I'm dumb enough to leave them lying on the floor. Expensive wool berets, when I accidentally left my drawer slightly…

I would also rather clean an entire bathroom than dust one bookshelf. I have an unreasonably strong hatred for dusting.

The Giant Colon Tour came to my university, too! It was smaller than I thought it would be. Educational, though.

I dont think thats a bad thing - so long as they are encouraging responsible screening (i.e. once every x years after 40). People are so weird about their b-holes that a lot of people flatly refuse the procedure that could save their lives, so I see merit in that.

I will say though - some of the people performing the…

at first I thought you were calling the producers of Hoarders an antisemitic name and was briefly horrified.

Hoarders was cancelled? I thought it was just on some hiatus while they film new people.

For sure, make a trip out to The Salt Lick. It's not in Austin, it's way out, but worth the drive. Delicious barbecue. I second the Alamo Drafthouse, because not only do they do fun events (check their website) like the Princess Bride Quote-A-Long and other things, their food is really good. Not to mention, boozing in…