Right? I was wondering if I’d just had the world’s longest and most detailed deja vu episode ever. Or possibly a stroke.

He’s a bandaid away from Al Davis.

Trump flaps his hands for a few seconds, Uncle Joe kicks him in the balls. Game over.

I don’t think there’s enough criticism of Wilson rousting a hotel full of people out of bed in this commentariat. Either you’re there for work in which case you’re stressed enough as it is, or you’re there on vacation and don’t really need to be forced out of bed in a scary, stressful way to stand around in your…

I bought a 198...something Dodge Daytona because of this movie. And I’d STILL do Tim Thomerson in a heartbeat.

Here’s Ms. Thing, waiting for me to get in bed already.

Or...(looks around furtively)...Simon & Simon? This was just on some random LA channel a little while ago and the expression was used. THE SHOW HOLDS UP DAMMIT.

I drive an FR-S, a car primarily known for not exactly being overpowered. A week ago a guy in an A4, stopped beside me at a light on a well-traveled 4-lane in a VERY snoozy corner of suburbia, rolled down his window and pounded on his car to get my attention and proceeded to yell repeatedly, “wanna race?” I pretended…

Tuxedo won by two votes...but best not look up the cat v. dog championship.

Wow, this was a disturbingly long time ago....

AND a tuxedo, scientifically proven to be the best kind of cat.

Having been to multiples of these types of things, I assume the actual problem people will be exempted entirely (as they are obviously the people important to the enterprise, of they would have been fired long ago), and the rest of the pissants will spend a day being instructed on how to deal with the problem people.…

Still love the song though. Just...don’t listen to the lyrics while doing the math.

Shortly after I moved to San Diego, there was a huge grocery strike. It affected all the major chains, and went on for months. I was new to the city and didn’t know Stater Brothers, Whole Foods was too expensive, Trader Joes/Henry’s didn’t have things I needed...in desperation I went into a WalMart grocery. I carted…

Miku’s twin brother (John Steed) lives in my garage.

No one punishes anyone or makes anyone feel bad because of the way they FEEL. Who care what anyone feels? I personally don’t have the ability to read someone’s feelings, and I’m kind of thinking that no one does. The only thing that matters is what you DO. If you speak homophobe, if you act homophobe — you’re a…

And a medium-well “no exceptions” burger. Blerg. What’s up with that? Burgerim, at least the one near me, gave me well done twice in spite of asking for “as rare as you are permitted by law”. The third time told me they only do medium-well. I’m sure it’s a mandate from in-house counsel, but you’ve seen the last of my…

I’ve heard the value at Costco is good.

They’re contagious.