Thank Jebus I’m in California. I haven’t seen a Trump ad (though all of Clinton’s are just recordings OF Trump), and suspect I never will. The agony of being in a battleground state right now...yowsa.

There are WAY too many of these at the local Pokestop.

I know I come from a place so far to the left of the current Republican party NASA probably couldn’t find me, but still — Trump and Cruz are two of the most objectively repulsive human beings on the planet, right? Not just me? Every one of the other Republicans was less repulsive? Like,…

He got “you’re” wrong AND “your” wrong. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

Xosha Kai Roquemore, whoever you are, I hear you. A few weeks back I was in the back yard and I started hearing my neighbor yelling at someone to “get the fuck out of my driveway”, “fuck off” (repeatedly), and finally, “I’m not interested in the spiritual beliefs of twenty year old VIRGINS”. Shortly after, my…

I will do that thing!

The Mavericks, probably categorized as country, is the best touring band I’ve ever seen. It is inexplicable to me that they have such a low profile. All you ever do is bring me down

Hey Rudy, your outfit and whole...presence makes a similar argument.

My folks had an old 1950s Dodge station wagon that had a WWF ring in the back, basically. The back area was padded with foam and then covered in shag carpet, and us kids would just get dumped in the back to wrestle and roll around, as we went as fast as that old car would go, my dad probably buzzed and definitely…

Heh. My only pawnage was through Gawker.

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. However I wonder if the second cycle doesn’t break at “Money makes happy investors who make happy companies who ///” In my experience at BigAssCompany, investors are happiest when employees get replaced by offshore contractors.

I will never ever ever work for a publicly traded company again.

I...er...may have the action figure....

I went to the premiere after party for the second Austin Powers movie (I won a contest!). It was super fab, but Rob Lowe was a GIANT DOUCHE to me in the bar line. I’ve had very few celebrity encounters, despite living in Southern California (does Wink Martindale count? he was at the table next to me last Friday at the…

I had a nephew who did this, for a significant period of time. I have to say though, Toby wasn’t a particular “good” dog.

Is this okay to do? Isn’t abrasive? I just had my car detailed at the crazy expensive “car spa” (I live up the freeway a few exits from Kardashian Country), including clay bar treatment, and a couple of weeks later the road dust was starting to be visible on my (white) car. I gave it a light dust with a swiffer. It…

From Seattle, head east until you smell it. Then south until you step in it.

and Dune

I bought a box of “watermelon” for the novelty last weekend. Took about two bites and threw it all away. Watermelon poptart BAD IDEA.

anyone who can still understand what’s happening on Doctor Who