I’m bummed nobody at Gawker liked my idea of “most punchable face” bracketology. Oh well, another year! Because there’s no lack of them in our current civilization.

God, me too. It was a work thing and I had to hand my glasses to my boss to hold while I yakked. Good times.

oh never mind

I personally blame Matt Lauer.

Jesus Christ there’s another one?

Can’t wait for the episode of American Greed.

Can we talk about the advertising for Kit Kat? The sound of loud chewing in synchopated rhythm for a decade or more is your only advertisement? I would sincerely like to lock (1) whoever originally thought of that, and (2) the current guy who says, hell yah let’s keep running that! into a tiny closet and broadcast the…

“fraudulently exploiting the trust, generosity, and sense of community of thousands of people” is kind of what’s written on the tin.

I’ve been sick and on cold meds for a week...I feel like I’m hallucinating now. This is super weird right?

He’s going the way of Errol Flynn. In fact, that would be great casting if they made a “later years” bio.

Jesus Fucking Christ. This is EXACTLY what happened with Bessie. Gutpunch!

That issue does give me pause, and (as I understand it) it’s unfixable due to the geography.

Tetherball, for example. Tyler Brody is primed for a comeback.

Way more jobs than Bakersfield, too, and less polluted. As I contemplate departing the wider LA area, I think about Sacramento too, quite a lot.

Which is why I say: The Future is Bakersfield! Seriously, think about it. Reasonably central, incredibly cheap, almost limitless amounts of gentrification potential, a funky downtown and some actually great restaurants, plus the Buck Owens Crystal Palace.

I feel like that “is this real life” kid gif is the only response to virtually everything I read these days.

there’s some earring wrongness?

Still miss her every day.

I have a cat right now (coming up on three years old) who acts like a puppy. This is less than ideal.