Beanie Baby + 30 years = Funko. Not that I have a box of those things in my spare room. Not at all.

It sure is fun to see pretty, successful blondes taken down a notch.

I had a dude try to talk me into moving so a woman traveling with him could...I don’t even remember what he wanted. Me to move, anyway. I wasn’t having any of that — not giving up my window seat due to sky daddy. They worked it out with other people, and that dude ended up next to me. I made sure I showed a lot of bra…

So if this had been the case decades ago, if [backward state probably in the south] didn’t sanction mixed-race marriage, because it’s a “state’s right” issue — that’s okay? Or more likely, THAT was an acceptable use of federal jurisdiction in a civil rights issue but this one isn’t? Yah, if this penis-head had been…

Has anyone chosen kill myself? Because that’s my choice.

I grew up in a house with a huge yard, and at least when I was little, eggs hidden outside for the whole extended family.

In mine it was a rotating cycle of soak-em (aka dodgeball, BOMBARDMENT), cross country runs, and soccer on the muddy playfields. I grew up in Seattle. Fuck you, Mr. Hanken.

Two cats are not twice the work. Two are MORE work, but they do also spend some time interacting with each other making them marginally less destructive and/or needy. Even if they hate each other and the primary interaction is fighting. If you're unlucky the vet bills could be a big financial impact, two versus one,…

Man I hope not!

I think the fact of the show moving ahead of the books is a big part of what's causing the delay. The existing books are obviously full of a lot of what will turn out to be red herrings. Since the show is dismissing many of these, how annoying would it be for GRRM to have to be spending pages and pages on characters…

Hitting makes it different from all the other examples. I've been angry enough at work to yell FUCK YOU at my boss at the time, I've certainly given one-fingered salutes to countless drivers, I've gotten into huge arguments that turned very ugly. All non-ideal, human reactions. But once someone hits someone, it…

There are four, possibly five, rules that describe all human behavior. Rule #1 is: PEOPLE ARE STUPID.

He's like, a penis-head, right (in the worst possible way)? If elected he would be the ugliest president in history, just beating out Nixon? I seriously don't see how undecideds/uninformeds can look at that and want to support it. I think that was also a big part of Mit-Bot's problem, he was just profoundly un-doable.…

Re acne-prone skin. I apologize for being a no-poo weirdo, but I did this back in December, and my hair is fantastic, but also: MY SKIN CLEARED UP. I'm in my 50's and I didn't think I would ever stop breaking out, like a teenager. It was maddening. I tried everything, cheap stuff, super expensive stuff, for a long…

I have an idea for a Gawker tournament next year this time — Most Punchable Faces. This guy would be a very high seed.

My former roomie nearly got sent to Guantanamo over an empty water bottle in Phoenix, she was bringing it home to recycle (she really was). No recycling bins in the Phoenix airport OF COURSE ARIZONA. The TSA stooge promised her he'd take care of it for her, but she told him she didn't believe him.…

I just moved to a new place, and all kinds of crazy with connecting the washing machine, which is inside the house in a tiny laundry room. A terrible flood one Thursday night caused by failure of the drain hose, broken (I'm pretty sure) by the property manager who hooked it up. Cats (deeply neurotic to begin with) are…

I always fly 1st if it's possible because I'm a fatass, and a nervous flyer so I need all the vodka. However sometimes I have to fly SW, and I've found that I can create my own little 1st class section by buying two seats and bringing on three little bottles. When the flight costs $77 each way, doubling it doesn't…

Except if you're flying. In that case, carry on.

Steve Emtman, anyone? DON'T GO BACK FOR THAT FINAL YEAR.