In the last few months I've flown to Seattle twice, to Texas twice, and once to Washington DC. Today I had "surprise" root canal. I'd rather do that again than get on another plane.

This is how? Everyone? Talked in the 80's? This is how? Reagan? Talked?

joke already told...

Saw the governor on the news this morning, making a statement about the execution that went very, very wrong — wearing a large prominent crucifix. I dunno, I don't go in for all that stuff but...maybe you could have picked something else for that particular news conference?

I saw a yellow one on the 101 in Calabasas a couple of weeks ago, being passed (on the right) by a Prius. So much cognitive dissonance.

I had a very smart cat — you looked in her eyes and it was very different than most cats, there was a thinking being in there. Of course she mostly used her brains for evil. Like, she knew she wasn't supposed to scratch the couch, and she never did...except in the middle of the night, she'd get up out of bed, go out…

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (not in a good way)

KitKat needs to DIAF for their misophonia-triggering commercials that have remained unchanged for, what, decades? THE SOUND OF PEOPLE CHEWING. In fact, the bar itself (which tastes unpleasantly of coconut oil, IMO), the company that makes it, and the advertising agency that dreamed up that thing should please go live…

The Reeses/Butterfinger bar. In hindsight — ugh. The whole point of the Butterfinger is the crunchy part...when it's the consistency of a Reeses you lose that, and can really taste how shitty the chocolate is.

Fabio being his usual adorable self.

I KNOW. Love them. Will be there weekend after next, but it looks like not much happening in the midnight movie realm that weekend unfortunately. Quite enjoyed the "Big Lebowski Quote Along" last time I was in Austin!

If I lived in a city with an Alamo Drafthouse I would go to the movies all the time. Instead I live in a city where shitheads text throughout, younger kids kick the back of my seat and little kids run up and down the aisle, and everyone talks all the damn time. I'm sure the cost is part of why attendance is…

My dad and brothers worked part-time for a, let's say, homey roofing outfit in the 60's/70's. Once the owner was towing a tar pot full of liquid, hot tar when it came loose at the top of a hill. He jumped out of his truck and ran after it yelling, "come back, come back you son of a bitch!"

I went through the hell of dealing with serial companies that, apparently, bought the debt of "Sandra Ruiz" who had my landline number before me. They were your typical offshore scumbag collection companies, based in Florida. It went on for months, multiple daily calls outside the "permitted" hours. I'd told them…

I know mine are mostly in it for the booze.

This, and my "ombre" hair, make me perfectly on-trend for the first time ever. How delightful!

What I don't understand is why cheap practical cars are always so ugly. Why doesn't Kia, or someone, built a cheap, practical Kia that looks like this? Build a better mousetrap. I sometimes wonder if there's collusion among the automakers to make sure the cheap ones are ugly, to drive demand for a more expensive…

Be the change you want to see.

Adam Baldwin is notorious for making some outrageous and deeply ugly statements, pre-dating Twitter by many years. (USE OF THE WORD "DATING" IN PROXIMITY TO THE WORD "TWITTER" IS NOT SUGGESTING ANYONE MARRY TWITTER FOR TAX REASONS!) It's really difficult to watch anything he's in, knowing a little of the cesspool…

There's got to be a way to make money off these morans. And I don't mean by selling them bunkers.