My dad and brothers worked part-time for a, let's say, homey roofing outfit in the 60's/70's. Once the owner was towing a tar pot full of liquid, hot tar when it came loose at the top of a hill. He jumped out of his truck and ran after it yelling, "come back, come back you son of a bitch!"

I went through the hell of dealing with serial companies that, apparently, bought the debt of "Sandra Ruiz" who had my landline number before me. They were your typical offshore scumbag collection companies, based in Florida. It went on for months, multiple daily calls outside the "permitted" hours. I'd told them…

I know mine are mostly in it for the booze.

This, and my "ombre" hair, make me perfectly on-trend for the first time ever. How delightful!

What I don't understand is why cheap practical cars are always so ugly. Why doesn't Kia, or someone, built a cheap, practical Kia that looks like this? Build a better mousetrap. I sometimes wonder if there's collusion among the automakers to make sure the cheap ones are ugly, to drive demand for a more expensive…

Be the change you want to see.

Adam Baldwin is notorious for making some outrageous and deeply ugly statements, pre-dating Twitter by many years. (USE OF THE WORD "DATING" IN PROXIMITY TO THE WORD "TWITTER" IS NOT SUGGESTING ANYONE MARRY TWITTER FOR TAX REASONS!) It's really difficult to watch anything he's in, knowing a little of the cesspool…

There's got to be a way to make money off these morans. And I don't mean by selling them bunkers.

I think the body of the guy who was sucked into a sinkhole while sleeping in his bed (Florida, IIRC), was never recovered. If it's too dangerous to recover a body, I can't imagine they'd do it for cars, even museum-quality. I just wonder about the rest of the museum. Kind of like how part of the Chernobyl plant kept…

And if you bring that up it is not fat shaming.

"And if you bring that up it is not fat shaming."

I usually cave and go ahead and watch NBC's shitty coverage, the next morning on the Tivo. But last night when I randomly turned it on and saw Costas and two other old dudes sitting around tiresomely blathering, I just couldn't. I think this is the year. When it starts being covered like a sporting event, when the…

"Unless you were a Seahawks fan or you hated Peyton Manning".... My chocolate got in the peanut butter!

Agreed!

OMG power cords. I just yesterday started wrapping every cord in the house in sheaths. They've eaten through: two handset phone power cords, one landline phone cord, one laptop power cord, one alarm clock power cord, the power cord to their drinking fountain, and the pull cord for the blinds. AND my boss's iPad cable!…

Mine too! They love straws and bottle caps. (And power cords, so delicious, apparently.) Their toys I bought? Not so much.

Bummer. Well, all the appliances in this house are comedically cheap. The microwave doesn't have a turntable.

So only risotto on an electric range? Because the "surface of the heat source" of my gas range is about four inches.

Ackles-Light sets off ALL the gaydar with me.

Misread the article...was thinking Norv's time in Cleveland must have been years ago, surely no one would hire him after San Diego. Yoiks.