Co-sign to this entire thread (except the people who say, eh, I guess I'm just a lazy asshole. Great self-awareness, but lousy socialization). What I specifically don't get is why, if you throw it on the ground, you can't just step on it and put it out? Why does it have to lay there continuing to spew smoke for…

Man, I'm sorry I already bought tickets to the Austin Music Fest for October. (The Mavericks...I just need to see them one more time.) That will be my last visit to Texas, however, as long as this nonsense continues. And as much as I'd really like to see the Harry Potter thing — Florida not going to see my shadow…

Tim Thomerson > Tom Skerrit.

HA! Exactly! Why have a fight that blows over, when you can have a thirty-year grudge?

I remember this and could never think anything but bad about them since. Getting rid of a living being you adopted, for convenience, is a massive button for me. Millions of children grow up perfectly healthy in homes with all kinds of animals, and even in households without income enough to hire cleaning staff. In…

And, if the wedding never happens, you can always use it as a ham napkin!

Hee! I was bald until I was 2, and I grew up with a nephew (my sister was much older) only a few months younger, and he was born with a shag rug on his head and Kardashian eyelashes. Despite the excessively girly outfits I'm in, in pictures of the two of us as babies, you'd swear I'm the boy and he's the girl.…

I've got a few auctions up right now — on one, I keep getting asked by a supposed prospective buyer, will I take $10 less than the buy-it-now price? I really don't know how to answer, because COME ON. Ten bucks! On another auction, someone did buy-it-now, then started asking questions about the item. Needless to say,…

I think a lot of bride/groom combos do the math in their head: "Wedding = $30K. Guests = 200. 30000/200 = $150. Therefore, Guest should buy $150 in china off the registry. Or, cash would be nice esp. since we've been living together for a while and have all the shit we need." However...you never ASK for cash, and you…

Formative experience: woke up the morning after my 21st birthday laying on my brother's toilet, with my hand holding a glass IN the toilet bowl. And the glass was full of vomit. Tequila no.

My favorite Fabio story: He was judging some kind of bikini contest with Buck Henry, on the beach someplace, windy, seagulls all around. All these gorgeous bikini babes paraded up and down in front of them for a while. Buck Henry (as he related) got to wonder about Fabio's perspective on all this. After a time Fabio…

My dad was born in 1918, and he was called "Archie" (Bunker) for very good reasons. But, like Archie Bunker, his racism came from the environment he was born into and was never hateful. He was so far to the left he was as close to a Communist as I've ever known, and he firmly believed aliens would visit the Earth in…

There was never any question in my child-brain about which dad was the bio-dad. I mean, come on — just look at them. Even at the time I thought they were just being nice to poor, delusional Paul Reiser. No chance dude. That kid was going to be taller than him by age 16.

This is the first kickstarter I would contribute to.

Behind this couch is a possum. My roommate's dog wanted it bad.

GET A DICKS DELUXE!!

I only saw the first handful, up through Tobias's episode. Somewhat let down, though that was probably inevitable. It seems to be structured like that Alan Ayckbourn play, The Norman Conquests. I think you really need to see them all before you can make a judgment. (Halfway through the Lindsay episode I was convinced…

I miss Ron Fairly.

Pink check, blue paisley, purple polka-dots, blue jacket with black buttons...that's a lotta look.

I had something at a little Italian bakery in Agoura Hills last week — don't know what it's called but it's like a terrific beignet filled with custard. It is DELICIOUS. I went back the next day and bought four. I'm thinking about going there again tomorrow. Curse you, bakery industrial complex! for inventing new…