ALL THE MEN [are] to blame for Donald Trump

or,

YASSSSSS. That show was the shit.

I’ve been on Ben Foster since Flash Forward. You’re late to the party, Prepon.

1st. Anna great dirt bag :)))

Jesus. Hopefully Gawker Media covers your bar tabs. You'll be needing it.

This feels like Christmas. Kim truly is a gift to the world. lol Oh Taylor.

I KNEW she lied. I love Kanye but he doesn't have enough shame to bother to lie about this.

I am an admitted Taylor Swift fan, who tends to roll her eyes at Kanye and Kim, but man, even I think this is hilarious. Good on you, Kim. I’ve been laughing all night, and after this week, I needed that. Anyone got popcorn?

I love this a little too much.

Secondhand Embarrassment Syndrome (Fremdsham)

Ugh I KNOW! I would never ever ever force my guests to listen to me sing at a party ostensibly not about my music. That’s some real Jenna Maroney sh*t right there.

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

He is slowly turning into a teen age goth and I am READY FOR IT.

Maybe he’s been listening to The Cure a lot lately.

When a man who spent the best years of his life being protected by the Pouncey brothers and “slinging” passes to Aaron Hernandez and Percy Harvin refuses to get roped into your dumpster fire, where exactly do you go from there?

I LOVE LINDSEY VONN’S SUPERHERO OUTFIT

Less than 100 years women have had the right to vote in this country. Women went to jail and went on hunger strikes for her right to vote, but you know, whatevs. Doesn’t apy to her life now.

I wish.