He looks like he’s wearing a mask made out of what his face used to be. He looks like Carrot Top’s racist uncle.

I always get so excited when I see “email of the week!” like its my own personal email getting chosen. It’s obviously not, but man, am I pumped for that person.

in his cargo shorts!!

Same except sub Austin for Nashville. I just want to shout at them -GO BACK TO NEW YORK THEY LIKE YOU BETTER THERE.

So I rewatched the scene and to me, it looked like David initially leaned in and then Vicki moved in even closer. He doesn’t back away from her advancement. All I know is that if someone is standing that close to my face, they better be about to kiss me.

Honestly, I thought it was kind of sexual how close he got to Vicki’s face.

I love my bag dress. It’s especially great for when I had too many beers the night before, and my belly is large and in charge.

He’s giving me Crispin Glover from Charlie’s Angels vibes.

I really need more information on this! I’m so scandalized by this prospect!

Miles Teller is what we all thought Shia Labeouf would be.

Unlike any normal legal proceeding where there is an opportunity to confront witnesses, get notice of subpoenas, or, at the very least, understand the exact allegations against a person, this investigation has been secretive and deceptive from the very beginning.

this is my favorite thing on the internet ever.

This is maybe stupid, but how can two people who have such palpable chemistry and who’ve starred as love interests so many times not date?? Like I get that Ryan is technically married or whatever. But seriously, how do they not fall in love? I’m genuinely curious as I could not resist the Gosling charm.

I LOVE CHVRCHES!!

It makes me emotional to think about how much I love and cherish the Spice Girls :/

Agreed. Plus they’re in front of a bunch of attorneys who all know the rules about how judges are supposed to act and are literally trained to follow/enforce/comply with the law. Ridiculous.

Honestly though, with the shit show that is the election constantly in the news, hiddleswift is a welcome distraction sometimes. No shame!

Well that’s a headline I never thought would exist. Go home 2016, you’re drunk.

I feel this deep in bones. Jezebel is the only (semi) sane place on the internet. That’s saying a lot!!

As an Atlanta native and life long Braves fan I found this repulsive as well. Even if the Braves organization is ruining everything good about the team.