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if only he had a gun, everything would have been fine.

Don’t hit people if you have any other option. Even if someone called you a name. Even if they blew cigarette smoke in your face. Even if they fucking slapped you first, if you have the option to get away without putting yourself in danger of really being hurt, get the fuck away. It doesn’t even matter if you’re

Yes, he definitely didn’t observe the rules of gentlemanly taking a beating from a girl. Everybody knows that you are only supposed to hit back after 10 hits by a girl, and that’s only two in the video. In other news, girls, please don’t shove and hit random stranger dudes, they might just hit back and that hurts!

or maybe we believe equality means more than just talking about it when it’s convenient to appease some social justice warriors. She swung first, she physically assaulted him, he may not be chivalrous, but he’s entitled to defend himself.

Nothing says ‘I respect and honor women’ quite like an all-pervasive belief that they can’t take care of themselves and that anything with a vagina could never pose a threat to you because you’re a stoic man.

Every unsuccessful pitch on Shark Tank should end with the person saying “But you’ve got $94M for Harrison Barnes, right?”

Went back to read the comments on the original story. Maybe we should just hold off on publicly shaming everyone accused of a crime until all the facts are in. Just a thought. And kudos to Deadspin for posting a follow up. A lot of media outlets probably aren’t going to bother.

I bet these comments will be reasonable, nuanced and measured!

I’m conflicted on this but I don’t know the whole story. Shouldn’t people be allowed to be racist in private? I am definitely sexist in my group chat with my friends. Basically, I’m wondering why were their phones were searched and why this was released to the public. They aren’t public figures and nobody gave a shit

OH NO. A SPOILER ABOUT A SHOW FEATURING DRAGONS. MY LIFE IS RUINED.

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

When they fill the infield with water?

Silly black people, freedom is for white people.

He and Trump make a perfect pair.

Live look into the DraftKings employee break room...

1. Why would you want to party with someone who raped you at all, never mind less than two weeks before?

This is what’s strange. There was a previous post on DS that seemed to intimate she did.

The plan is for Hinkie to amass a huge amount of guest lectures in the hopes that one of them pans out as a semester long teaching job. From there it is only a matter of time until he is dean. Just wait. You will see how brilliant this is!

Was the windshield tinted black?

Steve Irwin displayed 1000x more common sense during his antics, and nature still assassinated him. What are this guy’s odds?