It looks like we’re in for a major dissapointment

It looks like we’re in for a major dissapointment

And the actual article is from another site.

Kind of weird that you don’t mention that DOCTOR Lindsey Doe is a sexologist who runs a sex ed channel on youtube— instead she’s just a mom and “personality”

They published stuff that takes place post-Secret Wars before Secret Wars even began, and the Marvel U looks like it’s going to be pretty close to the status quo, with just a few changes (like, Miles Morales has made the jump from ultimate to main universe, and it looks like the Maestro and a couple others may do the…

the joke really wouldn't sustain itself over an entire movie, alas

As noted above, the prohibition against depiction of the Prophet was specifically to guard against idolatry; he was not to be worshiped. In 2015, obviously, this is not an issue.

Marvel's most iconic characters are transformed into personality-free puppets. Spider-Man does not quip. The Juggernaut does not roar. Cyclops doesn't accidentally kill his mentor and become a pariah to a community filled with mutants who've done far worse on purpose.

well you are aware that the definition of genocide involves murder, right? It's not a question of semantics if you are just inventing random meanings for words, and, further, saying that invented random definition is just as terrible as the standard definition.

When did Scarlet Witch kill millions? I mean, she took away the powers of millions, but that's not exactly mass murder

Yeah, I get "emotionally cathartic" but this goes all over the place. It's powerful but it's also pretty scattered?

Yeah I mean this isn't like "guy who writes a ton of racist jokes in his books racistly mocks black woman at her awards ceremony" it's "guy who has called people out on their racist shenanigans repeats a joke that his friend, a black woman receiving an award, found funny, and then immediately apologized"

He's also been known to call out racism himself, and overall seems to do a good job of checking his white privilege etc etc— it seems like he made a horrific mistake, in part due to his friend seemingly giving her blessing to the story/joke

Yeah, I thought it was weird that Jezebel was praising this woman. When did we decide that white people twerking wasn't racist? Or is it only racist when white celebrities twerk ?

Because of course Katy Perry and Taylor Swift of all people could never have a disagreement unless it was over a man! That's all womenfolk think about! Which one of'em can get a Meyerity share of that man-action. Swift sang about men! Several times! So that's the only thing in her brain.

It's really obviously a parody.

There's a major argument that America has such a massive binge drinking problem because alcohol is a forbidden fruit denied to teenagers, rather than a normal thing they can grow accustomed to as they grow up.

I mean, it's pretty clear to anyone who's even googled "slender man" that the killing had nothing whatsoever to do with the silly meme

Yeah, as I understand it the Church says if you aren't Christian and you get married, you have a non-supernatural permanent union; if one of the two people wants to convert to Catholicism and the other does not, and that's a problem for their marriage, then the Church can consider it Officially Dissolved. Depending on…

the unemployment thing is probably trying to play into the "Papa Frank is all about the poor folks!" narrative

I do believe it's only if they were unknowingly infertile at the time of the wedding could you get an anulment. There's some kind of technicality there that makes it more complicated.