17 months is not even a unit of measurement used by anyone, ever.

I guess I just don’t get this impulse to think you’re smarter about something than people who have studied the subject for a couple of decades just because you came up with this “brilliant” idea that no one else could have thought of. And what’s odder about it is that it seems to be confined to certain disciplines.

But even if you buy the totally stupid argument that enough rocks are falling into our oceans, rivers, and streams to create rising sea levels, they fall because of erosion, from - rising waters and atypical climate activity (heavy rains or drought). The Weather Channel literally did a demonstration of this last night…

Thank you! I was going to cite the Pinto, but wasn’t sure if anyone here would know what I was talking about.

Their response is essentially, “our product doesn’t explode, but these two pieces of our product could have exploded.”

“A representative for Smok-E Mountain, which manufactures a specific type of pen called a mechanical mod, told ABC News that their devices do not explode, suggesting instead that the atomizer or battery could have malfunctioned.”

The Code 45* team notes a great deal of excitement in 45*’s fevered brain today. Not over NK nukes, or financial disclosures, or increasing bloodshed in the Middle East. It’s actually over the rapidly approaching International Box Day on June 19^th. We know this because, for some reason, today’s C45* message is:

God, can you imagine what would have happened had there actually been students shooting back? Remember, the Guard at first blamed a nonexistent sniper for shooting first. If some random noise that sounded like gunfire was enough to get four kids killed, actual return fire would likely have killed hundreds.

“Blue Lives Matter, but also I should be allowed to have a assault rifle to fire at the National Guard at a peaceful demonstration”

Was hoping you might pick this one up. The conservative media sphere is having a spontaneous orgasm over the tweet below:

The DOE taking this seriously.

I can’t decide what’s more depressing, the complaint itself/Pakgoz in general, or the fact that the DOE is actually taking this seriously.

Oppo-Lobbyist

• North Korea has suspended talks with South Korea and “warned” the United States following a joint military drill conducted by the U.S. and South Korea. The White House was reportedly “caught off guard” by this news, if you can imagine. [CNN]

The Code 45* team is not alone in recognizing the president’s penchant for “protesting too much.” That is, the more he screams his innocence about something, the more we know he’s def guilty of it. Every time he screams “NO COLLUSION!!” we’re more certain than ever that there was “ALL KINDS OF COLLUSION! SO MUCH…