Wonder what the quotes were that Stanford rejected.

Has anyone told Trump that it’s a crime to lie to the FBI during an investigation whether he’s under oath or not?

I love how FoxNews STILL won’t let it go. You know things are getting wound up when FoxNews believes in more conspiracy theories than Fox Mulder.

UGH, I HATE it when Trump uses new words, because then I can only hear them in his shitty voice. Luckily, I don’t find myself using the word “bilateral” all that much, so there’s that.

They’re being trained for the uprising in secret bunkers beneath MattressFirm stores.

Not only did Trump try to get Mueller fired in June of ‘17, but in AUGUST of ‘17 Trump, his attorney Dowd, and Kellyane Cryptkeeper all specifically denied that Trump had ever considered firing Mueller. Trump and Kellyanne may not care, but I guarantee you Dowd is PUCKERED. Dowd doesn’t have the cover in congress that…

Trump: “Where’s My Robert Bork?! Nixon had a Robert Bork who would fire anyone!”

Baylor U.— the ghost of Ken Starr lingers . . .

I know! How do we collect data on “stuff that didn’t get out?” It’s so demoralizing to think of some retirement party where everyone “in the know” is raising a glass to all our sketchy shit that never hit the airwaves in the name of “the greater good.” UGH.

I thought about that as well. I don’t know how the state tort claims act in MI works, but usually they have a pretty short (like one year) statute of limitations, plus all sorts of damage caps and a bench trial rather than jury trial, etc. If anyone at MSU covered something up years ago, there may not even BE any…

WOW, I had no idea about the story involving the former MSU band director; thanks for sharing that. And good on the student newspaper for getting the story out.

“You should smile more, Garrison!!” I hope he gets told this a billion times per day.

“where all the women are beautiful . . . treasured . . . cherished . . . goddesses . . . “

Completely fair. Sometimes my daydreams get a little giddy. . .

Honest best guess: someone told him the solar panel tariff would somehow really stick it to California.

BREASTFEEDING!

Oooo this makes it all the more interesting. Thank you for pointing this out! I have to go and find this opinion and read it now.

Please do share if the wine helped you make sense of this comment Trump made today with his “best words:”

Ooooooh, so THAT’s the face of the “pro-life” “movement.” All these years, I’ve been encountering is its crusty, domineering, shoutin’-n’-shootin’, hypocritical ASS. Thank Festus fetus that the “pro-life” “movement” has Donald Trump on board to help them straighten out their messaging issues. Should go bigly well.

Oddly enough, though, there are some interesting parallels between what happened between Stormy Daniels / Trump and Marilyn Monroe / JFK: