Eventually, it will occur to some aide to incorporate him/herself and say “Nah, man, this is my BUSINESS phone, not my personal phone.”

On the other hand, Trump may institute Gorilla-baiting and declare it the new national pastime. Anyone who displeases him has to go downstairs and bait-fight the gorilla. First up: Jeff Sessions in a Lollipop Guild outfit. I mean, if we’re shotgunning the 190-proof dysfunction, Jeff Sessions should have to get in the…

Lindsey Graham’s 180 is certainly dizzying. As others have wondered aloud, what the fuck happened on that golf course of Trump’s?

I can’t believe that with all the rich palette Steve Bannon offers for potential insults, Trump only came up with . . . sloppy.

The depositions and sworn interrogatory responses ought to be pure gold. Just hope Moore doesn’t subpoena Sassy to testify; that horse has suffered enough.

Headline: President Trump sits on a tack. Attorney General Jeff Sessions expected to Make a Full Recovery.

Also: Sessions has allies? That’s a disturbing elfin thought.

I believe it was (I am unhappy to report) Mississippi’s secretary of state, Delbert Hoseman, who said that; and though he started off with a strong statement, I believe he ended up caving and gave them whatever they were looking for. MEANWHILE, Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant a/k/a “Philbo” a/k/a “The Goat Black…

I sort of think it is. Mine is a gray tabby but in my lifetime all the black cats I’ve ever owned seem to really excel at it. They look right over your shoulder and get that “there’s the guy with the AX!” look. Then I realize they have the same reaction to clouds, dust motes, a mosquito, etc., and feel like a fool.

I’m just relieved that the Carter Page “I’m too goofy to collude” thing may be a factual reality but not a legal defense.

I love it. I also picture 45 and Bannon as two gigantic bull walruses about to throw down on the frozen tundra. Jared, iPhone in hand, jumping around going “oh shit, Oh Shit, OH SHIT!” and DT Jr. as the inevitable asshole in the background shouting “Worldstar!”

Whichever one is on the left— Babou?— my cat LOVES to do that to me: “I see a giant flying demonic entity RIGHT BEHIND YOU.” I’m glad to see other folks’ cats do that as well.

Shouldn’t this be accompanied by a rimshot gif? Anyway, take your STARR. *rimshot gif*

I hope it will be Sir Ringo as well.

Agree! Additional questions: Why are we baiting the woods/RV Park-adjacent areas for serial killers and/or Jason Vorhees? Is this whole thing a leaked plot from one of the new Black Mirror episodes?

Agree. I thought the fifth paragraph of this blog hit on the real problem, which is that so many media outlets will publish anything having to do with Trump because they got access to him. There’s nothing new at all in this interview: I know legislation. Belieeeeve me, I know. My knowings are the biggest and best…

I would love it if his lawsuit got tossed because he failed to polygraph Sassy the Horse.

Nah, I’d be okay if she just got locked into a soundproof room without a phone or any other internet access. . . for a century or so. . .

Ann Coulter as one of Gruber’s terrorists? PLEASE?

I agree, but I nonetheless worry that “public pressure” will neither sit on the jury nor present the evidence for the prosecution. (And there’s always the chance that somehow we’ll get another Philando Castile jury who apparently can’t understand actual video evidence)  “Charging” feels good, but convicting feels…