When I think of all these silly goons, I’m always reminded of those “pain level” charts they show to kids in the doctor’s office, to illustrate the level of pain; you know, unhappy face all the way up to bawling/howling face for extreme pain. There needs to be a magnetic “stupid chart” with cutouts of these Trump…

Get Harriet Tubman on the $20. Then get this woman on some other currency (along with Sally Yates.)

Thank you! And the DV laws vary (speaking of mental health) INSANSELY and WILDLY from state to state. In several states, just sending a text message saying “sumbitch I’m gon’ whup yer ass next time I see you” can be a DV misdemeanor, but it’s still classified as DV. If we tried to stop everyone from sending a “I’m…

It certainly dovetails with the other standard response we hear after a mass shooting, i.e., “Let’s enforce the laws we have!” WHAT LAWS? There basically was no gun law to enforce in Nevada, and now we’re gutting mental health laws, so how, exactly, is “enforcing the laws we have” (and this includes the DV laws) going…

The appeal has to be supplying strategies for dealing with plastic packaging. I call BS on the second video and how easy it was to get to that fingerling thing without using an blowtorch and/or scalpel.

This needs more stars.

Around 3 A.M., DOTUS will most assuredly post a pic of himself holding up a VHS copy of The Blue Lagoon and tweet “check out her sex tape!!” Then he will get RIGHT BACK to running the country, firm in the conviction that his only error with Brooke Shields was that he didn’t refer to himself as both America’s…

And then some asshole will make it all into a musical.

Already being reported that they are flying off the shelves.

By YESTERDAY, the third video to show up on YouTube if you searched “Las Vegas Shooting” was a breathless “FALSE FLAG!” video. The. Third. Video. By. Yesterday.

First: Your college ex — just, Good God.

Yes. Which brings me to this little tidbit:

Starred for content; Starred for the all-caps. Wish I had more stars to give.

Because instead of being Zodiac’s son, he really wanted to be DOTUS’s Dad? Maybe? Just a guess.

Some lawn dart enthusiast, somewhere: Man, if only the Founders had put in a Lawn Dart Amendment to the Constitution, by now we could all stockpile lawn darts; Rocket Lawn Dart Launchers (fully automatic), Armor-piercing Lawn Darts, open-carry Lawn Darts . . .

Yes, the smoke detectors that were part of a regulatory/legislative response to previous massive terrible events— hotel fires. And whaddya know— the smoke detector this time helped with a purpose it wasn’t even really designed to stop— Assholes with ridiculously insane weapons blazing away at innocent people on the…

Agree. She is 100% FUCKING AMAZING.

I hope it’s okay, but I often picture you, as you work out your Code 45, wearing one of those old-timey mining helmets with a snazzy old-school light built right into the front of the helmet.

True. When he first started in (it now seems like years ago) on “Puerto Rico is in the middle of the ocean” surrounded by “ocean water,” I had no idea what he was saying, but I knew it meant Puerto Rico was basically going to be on its own, as far as Trump was concerned.

I’m also speculating randomly that the new acting guy is like an avid WALKER / rollerblading enthusiast. If he HAS to fly somewhere, they’ll likely tether him to some migrating ducks and hope for the best.