Thank you for pointing this out, depressing as it may be. We’re not surprised that he blew up the world; we just weren’t told he was going to do it today, that was what disheartened us so much.

Plus: I can’t help thinking that Trump-related anxiety/depression is like a Psychologist/Psychiatrist Relief Act.

Cohn did really look uncomfortable, and most everyone (yesterday) looked like the living embodiment of the Wanna get away? Snickers ads/memes. Cohn’s visible discomfort has been the header on Politico’s website all day.

“She will long be remembered by all!” Dogshit-whistle.

Last week it was “Beautiful Kate” (murdered), now it’s “Beautiful Heather.” (also murdered). Just. . . enough. Stop with the having to bring your assessment of their looks into your condolence tweet (ooh, the EFFORT), and stop describing murdered women as “beautiful.” It’s just fucking creepy as hell.

He was gonna call Ms. Heyer, but he couldn’t set up a three-way call with Ivanka.

Who’s going to pay for my broken TV on account of a remote being thrown at it?

Who’s going to pay for my broken TV on account of a remote being thrown at it?

TFW you think you’re being wise in insisting Trump pay you in cash up front, only to later find out all the serial numbers get traced back to a bank in Cyprus.

Counterpoint: Wigs.

You’re not the only one. This place actually needs Basic Human Decency missionaries— by the millions.

Exactly. I keep hoping that, now that the feds are involved in Charlottesville, someone NOT IN THE DIRECT LINE of Beauregard Sessions will uncover those bastards. They need to be in jail. Days ago.

PLEASE send these leaders of which you speak to Planet Arrakis Mississippi.

Additional fear: rednecks melting this shit down into confed’rit hurr’tage bullets or Nazi regalia. Put this shit in a cemetery, feed the fuck out of the pigeons. Or at least melt it down in an undisclosed location and make it into something actually useful.

Oh, I love this part: “With the help of video captured at the scene, my investigators are working to identify those responsible for the removal and vandalism of the statue.” 

I could go for this, so long as it’s an unpardonable, state charge. And, oh, please oh please be the State of New York that charges him.

The piano key tie raises 8th amendment issues. That’s why I like it. My working title is This is the Moment He Became Greg Stillson.

I like it. So long as Trump’s a Nazi, can we imagine that he now refers to all things having to do with Mueller’s investigation as “The Russian Front?” PLEASE?

*momentary fantasy: they “lock him up” over a deleted tweet that was supposed to be archived.

“Grandstanders should not have gone on.” What the fuck does this even mean?