I yield. Comparative+Superlative is clearly betterbestier.

Maybe she could try SEARS. Oh, wait, she already tried peddling stuff there.

Ah, thanks. But, I did fuck up and got everything backwards and just made a ridiculous comment. It was a bad, wrong-headed (dumbass) comment; I deserved some hammering.

No problem whatsoever, and no apology necessary. I just fucked up in a moment of Sebastian Gorka-induced anger and I got everything backwards. It was a dumbass comment. But thank you.

See, that’s what I was thinking, but I have never been plugged in on OSU sports stuff in any way. At the time, everyone’s take was just “it’s never the original offense that gets you in trouble, it’s always the cover-up,” and that just made it sound like “well, he didn’t do anything wrong, he just covered up another…

Thank you, St. Jude. I am truly a lost cause too often. But it was an honest (and dumbass) mistake on my part.

That’s the part I was worried about. If someone says “he served his time” but his time is really short for the crime (which it seems to be, just my opinion) then that phrase and the idea behind it loses a lot of its steam.

Again, my bad. I’m just having a bad moment. And being a dumbass. For maybe longer than a moment. But I take it all back, or, I would if I could.

Thank you. I will now sit in the dumbass corner. I don’t like the name, but I now realize I was wrong about Think Progress. Godspeed to Think Progress from the dumbass contingent.

No, my bad. I just think it’s a silly name.

I wish. I like the idea, but there needs to be a way where the billionaires have to personally fund a war. It’s the only way to get them in self-preservation mode.

When I read this part, I was thinking what, exactly, have they been doing to our country for a long time? Thumbing their noses? Do we really, actually want to send over a fuckload of our military members into battle over that? What, sending them into the desert to wreak havoc and/or be maimed/killed over invisible…

Tougher, best words: Fireier and Furyier.

It sucks so bad that these are our choices— lying fucking tool or belligerently open and proud-about-it tool.

I know. It reminds me of any job I’ve ever had where the Big Boss Man is one of those agents of chaos and everyone looks forward to him being out of the office for the day on some errand or the rare vacation, until they realize that asshole is going to call and email and text everyone every thirty seconds. He’s…

I really, truly wish that stories like this (unfortunately no longer an exotic or rare sad story) would change the typically conservative vote, but I am not optimistic. This opioid problem is definitely hitting home in the worst way for a lot of people, and it’s possible it will change their views on addiction or…

Naming your group Think Progress is like any sentence that begins “Not to sound like a stupid Nazi or anything, but . . . “

Agree. It also makes me feel bad for: Sting.

I’ll just cut to the chase, then: I never had much parental guidance. 

How long do I have to answer?