barf

Say pejoratives one more time. I dare you.

OH. MY. GOD. Her skin is slightly irritated! BYE BYE BYNES! U goen tu JAIL.

I like her way more now for her sarcastic opening line.

Reading Kitchenette has educated me on and convinced me of how much work and skill really goes into being a good server. Sure, I can spot the shitty service more easily now (WHEN it's shitty), but overwhelmingly I have been struck by how much effort and energy goes into serving when I dine out. I already knew this was…

What if what they want is "I don't know." LOLOLOL

It took me a few hours until I sobered up a little bit and then I was just bawling. Fuck rape!

Yes, the "shock" thing is real.

Guhhhhh pickle juice is the worst. I sometimes go to a sandwich shop for workday lunches, and always forget that they include a pickle because it is on the side. Now, it is wrapped in paper and separate from the sandwich, and doesn't get on the sandwich, but by the time I sit down to eat it has soaked through the…

"The boy who cried gluten." OMG thank you. I am going to make this children's book and add it to that Valleywag article about San Francisco childrens' books.

#sorryboutit

Well obviously those doctors are WRONG! (This guy/girl probably also believes vaccines cause autism.)

BREAD! This is like saying homosexuality is a choice. Bread is delicious and I would never give it up unless it physically made me uncomfortable. Like kissing women.

I am so, so sorry you cannot eat pasta.

Rebuttle... LOL

God, I love (homegrown) tomatoes as much as the next person, but why does everyone look at me so strangely when I suggest cream sauces for home cooking? I may not share your hatred for Pepper Jack, but cream sauce all the way.

Next time...

Okay, I was about to add the light-up sneakers (adult size of course) to Firefly as things the internet needs to bring back. Glad we're on the same page.

I have to wonder if she would call a Big Mac "McDonald's signature Big Mac." Don't you?

SPEAK BABY, MAN!