I love animals and would never do that.

Quit fat-shaming me!

To answer your first question: no, the author did not at any time say all Yelp reviews were lies. In fact, he didn't say any of them were. The article is not even really talking about Yelp reviews themselves, but rather the "star score" (1-5 stars) which is separate from reviews. When reviews are…

So are troll?

Quiznos gave me stomach poisoning YEARS ago. I will never forgive them.

Do you have a sheet?

Margaret Cho, performing for free this Sunday in Golden Gate Park FYI LOL IMHO

I thought you meant heckle when you said hector. Now I know!

;)

Teehee.