That fork next to that puppy in a bowl is very handy because I want to eat it up!

She's Italian by birth, Don says so at dinner. Maybe she they either aren't Jewish, she isn't, or she's converted?

I'm just counting the number of logos on the step and repeat for each to see how tall everyone is. Snooki is itty bitty tiny, like a munchkin or Hello Kitty, instead of three apples tall, she's barely four logos tall, with heels.

I actually got all happy and excited for you while reading this. What a happy accident (for you), it must have tasted like the nectar of the gods on "deal" merit only!

Oh. My. I've always thought of Steven Yuen has a cutie pie, too pretty boy to be attractive to me, but that picture . . . my.

I keep seeing these stickers on people's cars that say, "Laters, Baby," which I've since learned is a reference to 50 Shades. There is nothing remotely sexy about a man, any man, even Daniel Craig, saying "Laters, Baby."

Ah, but the only constant in the world is change. But for reals, Jeopardy without Trebek is not Jeopardy.

I think it widens it! Although I do think it tends to be temporary. Every hear of pregnancy nose?

Ew, Ritter, moving from mother to daughter is a gross move.

There are maternity spanx too. Not sure if they're the same brand or not, but they're looser around the belly. Plus some belly support feels good sometimes, so the compression isn't bad.

Looks as much like both her mommy and daddy as a pillow can!

Ever buy Chanel polish? With the gorgeous animal hair brushes that are COMPLETELY USELESS? The bottle and brush are a work of art, but impossible for practical use. At least for me.

Orange Mocha Frappuccinos!

I think NATO meant that you'll die and eventually your worm-eaten remains shall weigh the same as your birth weight.

Yeah, all my insides turned to some squiggly goosh when I saw the picture. So much I'd do to that man. I'd eat his eyebrows.

You sure? Just want to be certain, see, there was a carpark (parking lot here in the States) and Richard III's remains were unearthed in it. He wasn't in a handicap stall, I hope. Does dead count as a handicap? So, to recap, Richard III is trending today and it is because his remains were unearthed today in a carpark.…

Your little gray cloud that dampens joy is pretty cute.

Re: Amanda Bynes story. Can you imagine how great it'd be to have the money to live in any city you'd like, but also be able to move at a moment's notice whenever you feel like it and not even have to worry about the details of packing/moving? It's sad, but I'm going to spend the next fifteen minutes daydreaming about…

I third the thanks about removal. I've had one for six years, four more to go, and I've been dreading removal since day one.

Oh man, everyone doesn't do that?