Cool Ranch vs. Flaming Hot!

This was my favorite take:

Can’t argue with someone whose pop culture references are so fresh.

Seriously though - dude’s 3rd place was fucking Christopher Columbus. Which would be a reasonable sounding answer if everyone totally discounted his treatment of indigenous populations.

What a fuckwit answer, he got fired for knowingly being an edgelord in a meaningless interview. He probably could have pulled a few dead football coaches in his list and now one would have cared.

Too soon

I know it’s a cliche term, but this is truly unbelievable.

Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

I have my issues with Sanders’s being an independent throughout his career instead of just being a Democrat. But your post is basically nonsense.

“...and marginalizes white people.”

marginalizes white people

Yup! Items from a racist past should come to light, but to be replicated for profit?!?!  That is some messed up shit. 

1. I do approve of the threats she’s getting. Fuck that shit!

It’s to give the moment more of an impact. You have all this fun hilarious stuff happening, and then suddenly somebody is gravely injured or dies. It pulls you in because you’re brain is currently connected to everybody in a positve emotion. It’s why the first 10 minutes of Pixars Up works so strongly. You have all…

The crabs come after you buy a used Alaska King

Yeah, the women are asleep...

The first few after Twin XL should have a single figure on it that signifies “Single, but optimistic.”