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Yes, it’s great to see a publication whose editorial board isn’t beholden to the marketing team.

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There needs to be a special category for “Unintentionally Largest Firework.”

Cool Ranch vs. Flaming Hot!

TL;DL (thanks social media for shortening my attention span!)

This was my favorite take:

  1. we’re bored.

You’re trying to frame what I said as their vote not being valid. That’s exactly what you put in your fake quote that nobody said. It wasn’t even close to what I said.

Putting something in quotes that literally nobody said... classy!

It’s too bad a state with so few delegates and no diversity in population with an antiquated caucus system that makes turnout even terribly low gets by far the most attention in primaries. This is the real problem that needs to be fixed.

We’ll just plant the trees very close together along the entire US/Mexico border. Two birds with one stone! 

This is just gonna increase the amount of raking we’ll all have to do to avoid wildfires(according to noted scientist Donald Trump) and I don’t know about you folks but I don’t have that kind of time!

“I’m an artist. Any publicity for myself is good publicity,” he said

He should have to pay for the extra crew wages + fuel + restitution for wasted time of everyone on that plane. That’s not a “prank”, it’s deliberately inciting fear along the lines of shouting “fire” in a crowded theater.

So...as someone who works in the software development field...you can take your bullshit and just walk off a short pier.

“I guess we all make mistakes.”.... yeah but we’r not all negligent. It is demonstrably foolish to debut something very important without testing in the field. Most people who have worked in development will tell you that it is not a good idea to start a major change on a Friday because the people involved won’t be

The app was sound and good,” Niemira added. “All the data that was produced by calculations performed by the app was correct. It did the job it was supposed to do, which is help precinct chairs in the field do the math correctly. The problem was caused by a bug in the code that transmits results data into the

This wasn’t even voting. It was simple electronic transmission of a few numbers + a picture from ~1000 polling places. And they even fucked that up.

STICK TO SPORTS!

I’m just here to post “boy, too bad there’s not a politics blog anymore.” and “see, who needs Splinter? There’s nothing to report!”