Smoking is “harmless shit?” Seriously? I don’t think my dead grandparents would agree with that.

Only like 0.0001% of people get murdered...why on earth do we talk about them on the news so much, right??

So like a Memento but in real time...interesting.

This was a really fascinating article, thanks for sharing. It made me frustrated just as you that you’ll likely never get any answers.

Too late, someone ungreyed their top comment.

The stupidest part to me is “the child’s injuries could directly impact the severity of the charges filed against the officer.” No blood, no foul, I guess?

I started questioning it around the part when Alan magically breaks down the door, but nevertheless plowed on through in ignorance.

I don’t think I’ve ever yelled “WHAT THE FUCK” more times while reading a story than I did for this one. I am so shook. I don’t even know what else to say.

He also just blatantly ran a red light in order to pull out of the restaurant. Oh to be a billionaire and not give a single fuck about laws or anything.

Man, half a cent is really cheap for some fries!

Someone on Twitter joked that this ad shows “a courageous journey of a woman transforming her body from 116 pounds to 112 pounds”

No quid pro quo! I want nothing! NOTHING!

You say Facebook announced a change to their politically ad policy, but link to a change from Google? I’m confused.

My son wanted mac and cheese last week and the only milk I had was vanilla almond milk. He loved it (he’s 3) but I thought it was the grossest thing I’d ever eaten.

Glad I’m not the only one who had the same thought at that wording. Now it makes sense!

This story needs a serious edit job. There are two different sections where the same sentences are repeated.

My first thought was Hastings would get along real well with Spanfeller and Maidment.

About 95% of the time that I can see someone 50+ using their phone near me (concert, sporting event, airport, etc), they’re using Facebook. It’s amazing how the demographic trend of that website has changed over the years.

Yeah I couldn’t help but notice that the commission chairman, a former Google CEO, wants more private-sector AI help...wonder where he thinks that could come from?

As a Deadspin refugee, I can confidently say: yes.