Man there are way more spoilers in this review than I was prepared for.

“victimless misstep”...she literally tells a story about being a shitty person to a Jewish guy because she “knew” he was being cheap. Probably a thousand other stories of her behavior that she didn’t have time to mention.

I went to the Steelers-Bengals game last night and I must have seen at least 20 shirts with the image of JuJu standing over Burfict with the word KARMA written over it.

Literally any baseball player has the same odds to get a hit as Trump did to win the election, and yet no one is falling off their chair when someone gets a hit in a game. Statistics are hard!

From a strategy perspective, wouldn’t it make more sense to just have someone knock it down with their hands, take the red card, and force them to shoot a PK? Or is that an automatic goal anyway?

Shout out to the defender who knocks down his own keeper, the only guy who can use his hands to defend the shot.

His form looks like an aimed-too-high chest pass

Please keep it bear. That was fun to read.

I’ve never understood why teams don’t just try to have kickers blast the ball into the chest of one of the defenders in front of them. They’re only 10 yards away, they’re all former soccer players, it can’t be too difficult with some practice. Smash it in their chest and play the loose ball deflection!

It’s not just the NFL. Pat Narduzzi had his Pitt Panthers kick a field goal from the 1 yard line while down 17-10 with 5 minutes to go in the game against Penn State. Absolutely fucking baffling what goes through these guys’ minds.

It’s a much bigger and bouncier object than a hockey puck, and they have a giant mitt and stick to trap a puck too?

How on earth did you read this as a Watson putdown?

“the refs caused us to lose by 30 points”

How are they so extremely different? They both are regular occurrences in the sport, they both could affect the outcome of the play but rarely do, they both could be flagged as fouls if we spent 5 minutes with a stupid slow-motion replay of each and every play/score. Would you like to see football implement this…

Are you one of those guys who screams at the TV or the refs “holding! that was a hold!” on every NFL play, because it technically happens every time but they only flag the obvious ones?

Happy to see that this blog is LASER FOCUSED ON SPORTS.

That was fucking incredible! How have I never heard of that before??

And the two women to the left of her were paying zero attention to the game while talking to each other.

Man, Burfict makes absolutely zero effort with any other part of body but his head. What a fucking jackass.

I would have LOVED for a reporter to force him to explain how it’s “dangerous” to be showing more minority actors in movies.