It’s not that bad, don’t hold yourself back. We took our 2 year old last year to Ireland to visit his cousins and there are so many modern amenities now (movies in the headrest, music, tablets, etc) that he loved it and maybe only cried for like 5-10 minutes over 12 hours of flying. Fuck these people who get their…

So you’re saying a mom was rows away from her kid, making her kid cry for an “entire flight”, and she 1.) thought it was funny and 2.) wouldn’t switch seats to be next to her kid and husband? You’re a bad liar, man.

Your galaxy brain never thought to switch seats with the mom? Prayers up for your 45 minutes of the sads.

All you had to say was “I can’t stand kids” and could’ve skipped the rest. We get it. Thanks for your contribution.

Do you have a source for anything you said in the last paragraph?

My god, that defender just standing there waiting to head the ball away and he completely misses by a mile. Astoundingly bad.

I started smiling before I even hit play - one of my all-time favorite Remy/Orsillo moments

Are...are you aware of where the throat is on the human body?

Good comment, I appreciate the info. I don’t understand the point, I guess, of taxing ticket sales if the money is just going to go back to the billionaire owner of the team anyway.

I’m not sure what your argument is - you’re saying everyone would stop coming to conventions and tourism would die if the Pacers left or forced Simon to pay for renovations himself? That pot of money would just disappear? I’m totally fine with the tax setup, I just think it doesn’t deserve to go to a billionaire.

I don’t have any insight into the Indy example, but I think the general argument isn’t “who is literally actually paying for it” but instead “what better uses of this tax fund could there be (like schools, parks, infrastructure) instead of handing it to billionaires.”

“HOW DARE YOU NOT UNDERSTAND LOWER-DIVISION ENGLISH SOCCER CHARITY LOGOS?” -Every idiotic reply to your comment

And they fired the coach THE NEXT DAY.

Man, you should’ve added older brother Josh’s killing a cop with his car to the portfolio of family fun times.

He’s a MAGA stan. Gimelstob is just par for the course for them.

Let the grown ups do their jobs, thanks.

“If the affidavit says what happens,” Burck said, “what is the interest the public has in seeing it?”

“J. Hobson Chavous” My god a name has never fit a Southern dude as much as that

They also had never played Texas Tech in basketball before, so how were they a known team?

8-10 games played and only two other guys on the team have a home run! More homers, RBIs, and one less walk than the combined top 6 guys listed there. Amazing stuff.