Hold the fuck on. Van Wilder is a low-key great movie. Reynolds was extremely funny and charming, Tara Reid was at the peak of her hotness, that Indian guy was hilarious and goofy, and the bad guy was a perfect douche. And Tek from Real World was in it! 

Yes I’m sure the trafficking began AFTER she sold it, despite almost nothing but the name having changed, including the workers as was mentioned in the article.

Right?? My first thought too, especially with all the variety of people (Trump’s kids, Fla Gov and senator, etc). Imagine the Pizzagate-ish theories these nutters would be throwing around.

The refs would’ve fired Trae Young into the sun if he had done that.

I love looking these people up. OF COURSE Glenn Kantor, Mr. No Profanity, is a dork-ass middle-age lawyer

Watch out, Chris. This bro Zach Quirarte looks like he could really do a whoopin on you because you were mean about the Lakers.

There’s something so inherently unfair about taking a rape case to court. It’s always “He/she raped me,” “No I didn’t/it was consensual,” ok well then where do you go from there...I obviously don’t know what the remedy is, if there even is one, but it’s so weird and depressing to me.

A 420 pot tattoo and a machine gun tattoo? God damn, dude.

You took all that time to screenshot a video and post it, and yet never bothered to look at what was actually happening in the video at that moment. Bravo.

Honest question: what would have been an easier play? It seemed like the goalie and defense were bearing down quickly, I don’t think he would’ve had time to turn and shoot?

My best friend in middle school suddenly moved without saying a word one night because his dad was charged with some awful child porn shit. Never even got a chance to say goodbye or anything. And he has such a common name it’s impossible to search him on Facebook or whatever, especially since I don’t know where he…

This is devastating. He might be forced to step down and sell his team for $3 billion or so. Can’t imagine having to go through all that heartache.

JESUS.

Tomatoface at it again

Jesus fuck I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed at a comment so hard in my life.

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At least they now elected a dictator so perhaps the games will come back again and they can give it another try!

As we all know the bigger the physical size of a person, the lower the probability of being harassed and teased. It’s just science.

Every one of your 4 points is one giant sentence and I respect the hell out of that.