I’ll never understand how people believe that a professional hitter, who has swung a bat like 10 billion times in his life, can somehow have his technique messed up for months after swinging (maybe) slightly differently about 50-60 times.

Dude must be Draymond Green’s Kiwi cousin

I’m sure all of the 70 year old grandpas who watch that show have read this Twitter-only correction and now know the truth.

God that’s depressing. And seriously, what the fuck is turning out the lights and ducking going to do? The guy is gonna walk by with his AR and be like “ah dang, this must be the empty class...weird that all of these classrooms are empty all of a sudden...moving on!”

DeSaye: What happened was, they sent employees down it. The first one smacked his face and his teeth got knocked out. The second person came out all cut up. When they went in, the first guy’s teeth had gotten stuck inside and cut the second guy.

“The oppression of male culture in Western civilization”

The “Five 2nd-round picks and a 2024 1st-round pick swap” for Embiid didn’t give it away? God damn, dude.

I mean, the population of the U.S. (especially major cities) has risen greatly in the past few decades, there are more and more franchises being added, a lot of teams now cook the “paid attendance” books - not actual people that show up...so of course the numbers should be going up. It’s fairly disingenuous to use…

In the grays he admitted he confused Buffer for Lampley, which still doesn’t make any damn sense.

Crossfit Games

I think dungeonsdragons68@gmail.com desperately needs to be signed up for some of the finest nasty porn sites and newsletters on the interwebs. Or even worse, the DNC mailing list.

I went to an Orioles game last week, and at one point in the game they had 6 players with a batting average under .200. Even with a DH!

Damn, beat me to it!

A truly amazing two sentences. “These accusations are totally false and we will also investigate really super hard to see if they are false.”

Funny, because my takeaway from the video was that all the white players except Rosen bailed on the hug wayyy quicker.

Not sure what your definition of “dual-threat” RBs is, but Howard and Collins both average about 1.4 receptions and 10 receiving yards per game.

He went to Saugus High? That explains a lot.

I was at Game 5 here in Pittsburgh and man the Penguins looked pretty shitty to me. Really slow and lazy, Malkin played like garbage (maybe that’s why they won Game 6, ha). I’m not like a massive puck-head or anything, but they didn’t impress me at all.

I was excited when I moved into my new house when my parents brought a big tub of all my childhood shit, including my thousands of baseball cards from the late 80s and early 90s. I even had a cool frameholder thing where 20 of my most valuable cards were stored - they were all worth at least $10 back in the late 90s.…

“The Coffee Boss?” Alaskans are weird, man.