He wrote 41 pro-Juice comments over a 9 hour period. That’s a dizzying commitment to a goddamn fucking juicer.

God damn, that is an all-world disclosure statement.

What the hell are Polish horseshoes? Also Kubb and ladder toss are way too low.

This reporter was so over-the-top STOKED to hear Grandpa Trump’s war stories. Look at the way she’s bouncing around in her seat. Like, zero effort to try to be professional at all.

The best part of that was when he was saying how awesome our military is, far beyond any other nation, but then he realized “oh shit my narrative is that the military is depleted!” so he had to shoehorn a couple sentences shitting on Obama and Iraq and saying the military needed even more money. Fuck this guy.

I love soccer, but when shit like “sarcastically clapping at a ref from 100 feet away” is an extra 2-game ban, it’s really hard to defend. It’s no wonder many of my friends make fun of the sport as being for “pussies.”

I grew up with a Twilight Zone machine in my basement. I loved it. Now every time I hear the song by Golden Earring, it reminds me of that glorious time.

“urban types”

Don’t forget about Leonard and Kevin and Antetekounmpo.

Don’t forget Tommy Boy!

So New Zealand is now guaranteed a spot every time, and the CONCACAF Hex is absolutely meaningless? Dumb dumb dumb.