In unrelated news Ford announces it’s raising the price of 2021 Police Interceptor by 500%. Zero percent financing or $1000 cash back for well qualified returning customers.

I’ll preface all this by saying that it’s pretty hard to give a shit about cars right now!

I hate to be pedantic, but they stopped being scooters when they decided to participate in the breaking down of storefront windows. Now they’re sclooters and I just can’t get on board with that.

Fucking Fakespin. Shit-ass writing like that belongs on Barstool. Can’t expect a bunch of scabs to have any sort of decency or mental wherewithal.

This. JR always was wildly inconsistent and no defense.

https://jalopnik.com/look-whats-finally-here-and-waiting-for-me-1843613015

I had a friend send me this listing. I instantly thought of Fancy Kristen. Thanks for the laugh. I miss Fancy Kristen. Even if she wouldn't categorize me as human.

Love the idea but you have to get more interesting cars for your future workouts. Think Jalops in Cars Getting Buff. From now on Erica gets to workout with every car from the press pool before it gets hooned.

Best practices guide for Harbor Freight stuff:

Side effects include:

For the exception of Fox news and their affiliates, all of the rest of the news organizations represented there should just caucus before hand and pepper this stupid orange fucker with questions they need answers to? “Why is it a competition” was a great one to get the ball rolling. Let’s follow that up with “How much…

• Says words.

My advice to the world; get the fuck off Twitter.

But I have a constitutional right to be able to yell at teenagers about shit they have ZERO control over.

Friggen people need to calm the hell down about their damn haircuts and hand scooped ice cream. 

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lump, my lump,
My lump, my lump, my lump, my lovely LiDAR lumps

“Some people who know and love cars and don’t live in NYC would be nice.”

In case anyone was unclear, this “stick to cars” is a sarcastic commentary on the “stick to sports” edict that annihilated Deadspin and has lead to such an immense staff turnover at this website. If you think that Jalopnik should stick to cars, please take this moment to punch yourself in the face as hard as…

Welcome.  Please use your influence to fix the current Kinja mess.  Also keep things weird here.