Definitely more interesting than an F1 race!

It does but this is about the PRINCIPLE 

The boulder got knocked 30 feet away?  She really was stoned!

Lead me to a grove of low hanging fruit and I’ll pick ‘em all day;)

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!

“Two wrongs don’t make a right”

I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

Oh, just a Honda fit living up to it’s name. All of this:

Pretty sure Ford wins.  Who doesn’t love shrimp cocktail?

Kristen: My car is pink

Based on Porsche’s naming conventions for the Taycan, they should have called this color “Green”.

For everyone so in love with basketball that they feel the need to lionize Kobe...here you go.

You answered your own question yourself when you quoted “Straight Black Men Are the White People of Black People”. You don’t understand how misogyny works in the black community.

I have my issues with Oprah but I’m sorry who did she drug, hold hostage, sexually assault or was accused of sexually assaulting? False equivalency , do better.

it is a cottage

These are mostly great, but Guile Duck is objectively best duck.

Almost nobody means wagons anymore :(

“Designed for people who need SUV practicality but really miss driving sport sedans,”

I see Tesla is now doing with their cars what I used to do with my Bumble profiles. See, I’m not technically lying — you see, I used to be a chiseled, rippling mass of 6'4" muscle.

Well written, smart, fair piece. Hope you don’t get roasted for it.