I hate this expected result. 

I’m sure that regardless of his income stream some social media “influencer” jackass like this has pretty much no tangible savings, but I’d still like to see every single passenger on that flight sue his ass for every cost their delay incurred, from any missed business opportunities all the way down to any any extra…

So they jumped the shark, turned around, did a drifty skid turn, the shark jumped in the passenger seat, and now is a talking character that fights crime. Figuratively speaking.

My theory is that every F&F movie after the first one was actually a dream that Dom had in a coma after wrecking his black Charger while racing Brian across the train tracks. In reality, he’s a vegetable.

Producers, to FCA execs: “We need something for an off-road chase scene. Do you have anything that might work?”

The only real TV show about video games development has to be from the point of view of the QA Testers. Are they even in this show? I doubt it.

It is okay to not like a particular food. You don’t have to justify not liking it.

So I’m kinda digging how they ran a red light for their promo material in my own hometown ...

Tweel: The preferred brand of getaway drivers everywhere.

Looks like they reinvented the wheel.

Little known fact: the Titantic wasn’t sunk by an iceberg, but by an herb!

Well, shit. 

I worked on a 30million dollar engineering project that pretty much did the same thing.

Being “rewarded” with a chance to win gifts from a raffle system where tickets are “paid” via mandatory extra hours is the premise of a Black Mirror episode that has yet to be written.

Look, these will be fuel economy standards the likes of which very few people have ever seen. Tremendous, tremendous standards made by the greatest president God has ever created. Somewhere in the teens probably. I don’t know, I might make them in the teens. Look it’s freezing and snowing in Washington, we need global…

CEO Spanfeller, a G/O-class herbcraft carrier.

Kristen, you are a brave person to risk tetanus by being anywhere in the vicinity of David Tracy.

Chris Hill felt safe because Drew Magary was there to protect him.

And yet Emma Stone was snubbed.  One step forward, two steps back SMH....