Sure, he has a monorail, but Main Street’s still all cracked and broken

Her style of parenting isn’t an intense Chinese style of parenting. It’s an intense over aggressive, overbearing, helicopter parenting style, neatly packaged it in Chinese stereotypes, wrapped in “mystical Asian” wisdom to sell to white people. 

That office is way too brightly lit to be a game studio

Today on dissecting bullshit, referencing nonexistent 3rd parties to support one’s own argument:

Guess they’re going to Oracle Park or Twitter HQ?

Why must I be cursed to live in a country that doesn’t appreciate fast hatchbacks and wagons...and well that whole 45 situation?

Fun Fact:

Is the Genesis G70 worth waiting for, or should I buy a new car before potential stupid tariffs hit

How is “how many times have you watched Starship Troopers” not one of your interview questions?

The “I’m a nice guy” defense...if you have to tell the world you’re a nice guy or a gentleman, you’re not actually a nice guy or a gentleman.

“A patch is supposed to fix the game, NOT break it. Get better Q&A (sic) please. We love you Emperor Palpatine. You and your beautiful laugh will be missed, if only for a short time. See you again someday!”

I sold my 200 shares of Ford stock in protest. I’m pretty sure they’ll cave any minute now...

I’m gonna side with Kristen on this, not because I took German classes for a couple years, but because we share the same last name.

“You bought a German car, it’s just going to break” about my GTI when I bought it. I thought it was super rude of them to just assume the car was going to breakdown a lot. 8 years, 99k miles, 1 new transmission, 1 new axle, throttle wiring replacement, 1 door lock replacement, and a whole lot of intake carbon build up…

<disgusted sigh>

Nobody knowing a QA guy in a large organization like EA is not entirely implausible. You might as well be furniture.

Here you go: Car vs America kei car challenge.

I have friends who don’t live in San Francisco and blame the city government for the stadium moving. I have keep pointing out voters approved a bond for a Candlestick Stadium/mall/housing development thad Eddie D wanted. Bond money can only be used for the specified projects. The Yorks didn’t want spend money on the…

The state exceptions are likely due to legal issues with certain states. Different states have different rules regarding charity fund raising. Also people don’t seem to understand the reason it’s a $3.50 donation is because that is the publisher cut after the standard 30% store cut of the transaction price.

Any and all times my parents try to use GPS. Despite GPS telling them when to turn they still turn or exit when it simply warns them a turn or exit coming up. When my dad drives my mom still provides turn by turn directions along with the built in turn by turn directions. And sometimes contradicts the built in…