As a kid my family took me down to Monterey not knowing the Concours d’Elegance was happening. We stayed at Holiday Inn with a Lamborghini club. I remember my parents Acura looked so out of place parked among the Countachs and Diablos.

Stickers. Cheap stickers add just as much performance as premium stickers.

It’s a sarcastic name I made for a long ago post on Kotaku where people were blaming QA for a some really buggy game.

Ahhhh, and now I know why someone sent me pictures of this tire and asked me what I think happened to it. Just from the pictures I said it looked like the tire was rotted and blew out. I thought it was a weird ass random thing for one of my friends to ask me about.

They are dual purpose. They are good for marketing, but also very useful for your server/backend testing. There’s no good way to test at scale and find the potential bottlenecks or points of failure. For example once at scale you find out that your matchmaking system might try to put some users in multiple matches…

I thought you had grown accustomed to the helicopter transit way of life. Isn’t a Volvo kind of slumming in comparison.

Is fire actually off the table, Blake? Because you may have to torch your Bimmer. And your house. And maybe your whole block just to be sure.

They do catch it and give warnings from what I know. I was working at a large mobile game company that had been warned about review farming. The story I was told was too many employees reviewed the games from the companies IP and it had been flagged. The rumored version events was that they had paid for reviews in…

“Hey foxes can you guard this hen house? After all we need to make sure your views are equally represented”

Why is it different? The Force. The answer is always the Force

Well if an unqualified person can be President, then I guess he can be a “political expert”

Cars are hardly issue free machines. Also open vs closed world does not inherently make something more or less bug prone

I started playing the DLC and hated it almost immediately. You get to use unlocked appearance items from the main game, but not weapons. Monster truck jumping, drift zone, stuff just feels so out of place. I feels like it trying way too hard to be something, but isn’t sure what that something is

“outdoorsy millennials in the Bay Area”

Because in the tech industry it’s just another bullshit buzzword. People I know have worked at places that claim to be meritocracy oriented, but found the people advancing and being rewarded were the ones who supervisors liked hanging out with most. Everyone else worked hard, but incompetent buddy’s of the bosses…

I’m glad I don’t take the Golden Gate bridge to work. It’s always getting broken by Godzilla, Kaiju, sea monsters, mutants, or overrun by intelligent apes

RNGsus hates you

He was just getting ready for his future with the 49ers and their string of stupid decision making

If he didn’t pull his damn tie down below his belt, like a tacky slob, he wouldn’t need the tape. The narrow end wouldn’t end up being so short and would stay tucked. Or he could spent $5 on tie clip or pin.

I’m surprised this post wasn’t linked: http://jalopnik.com/to-the-violent-nut-job-who-terrified-everyone-on-my-air-1782183100