Oh man. As a dad who’s flown solo with a cranky toddler, you have my sympathies. I was going to Vancouver for a work trip and my mom said “bring X. We’ll watch him while you go to meetings.” My wife was too busy to come along and so off I went with our son, a folding stroller, a roller bag and a backpack.

We were the parents of THAT child for an entire flight between Milwaukee and Tampa.

in 90s we used to call that rice

How this didn’t make the list is beyond me...

It’s a Lambo. Cocaine was probably to blame, not booze.

NEVER go in the water near docks. Quick way to end up electrocuted or stuck.

“Ajay Thakore, otherwise known as Ace Rogers”

Okay, even if we hadn’t already known in the leadup that this was a colossal asshole, we’d have known right here.

Roadies are the Dodge Ram drivers of cycling. Entitled douchebags, the lot of them, even to other people on bikes and even on trails. I’ve been stopped for a light in my bike and they’ll roll through it next to me. I blame them for 90% of the interactions people have on the road with aggressive cars as the spandexers…

Nah Colin, road cyclist are generally assholes and I don’t like them. They always insist on their right of way, regardless of the safety of vehicles on the road and their own safety. Mountain biker here. Road cyclists here in the Bay Area pretend they own the road and generally will not move over for traffic, and we…

Yup, and they fucked it up by keeping the parking and putting the bike lanes dangerously down the median around a bunch of untrained amateur motorists. Should have just moved the parking in or eliminated it and convert one lane to a curb barrier and a bicycle lane as is the current standard instead of trying to do…

Well there’s your problem: the front fell off 

For the ‘gram, yo.

[...]posing with and showing the truck off by driving fast on LA streets

Enzo and F50 are fugly.

The Chinese are actually willing to make a large variety of cars that many Americans want to buy and can’t get from any US automaker.

Protecting US Automakers protects hundreds of thousands of jobs.

People gonna be going for that $100 bottle of Popov.

Right? We took my husband’s baby brother a few times and the whole appeal was “I can get a drink while they play dumb games together” (that said, most Chuck E Cheeses sell beer and wine, just not a full bar.)

The company announced that it would fashion itself as a hip destination for adults, not just adolescents. 

I need that bottle service now that I’m hip deep in digital tickets to spend at the shop.  I can afford two pencils now. Two of them, both with erasers.