His reckless hairline is enough for me to want him disowned

“America was never as good as you previously thought it was”
Hear, hear!
“and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.”
Ah. There’s the bullshit.

Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy always had the moral high ground.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

The authorities really need to get that old, fat, shitty, lazy, probably half-senile bear back where he belongs, the Sunday NFL Countdown desk.

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

More like RE463PECT, tbh.

I got so mad at Blaster Master, I threw that fuckin game in the garbage after nearly a year of trying.

It's unfortunate that many people remember the Pedro incident instead of all of his better times. RIP Don Zimmer. Thanks for the memories of watching you coach the Cubs when I was a kid.

Good job, Hyde Park.

So he should assault Gomez with a fucking fastball to the head? You are a psychopath.

Maybe she could run a 4.91 40.

Mariah Carey is PERFECT THANK YOU.

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

"Lynch has done plenty to perpetuate his image as an ornery football star who wants to limit his exposure to 60 minutes on Sundays, collect his check and go about his business."

Seriously.
What a bunch of crybabies.
He doesn't like the press. Fucking deal with it.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…