I trust Elizabeth’s (The Charismatic Voice) opinion FAR more than I trust a clickbaity website with slideshows...

If you don’t like the song, fine, but you cannot judge it on its technical merits.

If Disturbed’s cover of The Sound of Silence is the worst cover ever, I want to know the BEST cover ever because that cover is amazing.

C Diff diarrhea smells horrifically bad, too.

Yeah, there are tons more. I believe the list is in the thousands from a post I saw on Reddit.

I drove a Dodge Dart in California as a rental. I got the exact same impression.  Nothing about it stood out. Nothing was special. It was just ... a car. It worked fine. It drove. But nothing at all stood out AT ALL. 

Blueberries are really acid-loving. I live in Utah where we have alkaline soil so they don’t grow naturally and growing one in the ground is complicated. Growing them in a pot is probably the easiest way if you’re somewhere where the soil is alkaline.

I implore you, Lifehacker editors, to not put images of nude people on stories like this. Some of us browse this site at work :D

I had a Dodge Stratus. That thing had constant problems. The motor eventually blew when I was driving up a canyon.

My wife and I have always loved watching Jacques, ATK, Lydia’s Italy, Simply Ming, etc. Ming Tsai is coming back soon!

He grabbed your hand? That could be considered assault.

I’m glad that you mentioned this. That finger-across-the-top way to hold a knife is so wrong but so many people do it. 

The music selection on Spotify is second-to-none and their service is exemplary. I’ve paid for Spotify Premium for years and have never had a moment’s trouble. 

Valve can’t count to three, so they’ll never finish (or start) it.

Half Life, Half Life 2
Half Life 2 Episdode 1, Half Life 2 Episode 2
Team Fortress Classic, Team Fortress 2
Portal 1, Portal 2

Throughout their catalog, they never get to 3 of anything.

The original Half Life, when it was released, was so far above anything else that had come out at that point. Looking back at it now, it doesn’t seem all that good, but at the time, it was incredible. Still one of my favorite games of all time.

Really? That’s kind of strange. I frequently stream games from my gaming computer (downstairs, hard wired to my router at 1Gbps) to my laptop (upstairs, on a wireless-AC network) and it runs just fine. There are occasional hiccups, but it is smooth most of the time. I’m streaming it at 1080p, as well. 

The entire 3rd movie could have been made superfluous if he had fitted a knob to pick the speed at which the time circuits activate. No gas to get the engine going? Turn that speed down to 15 mph, which would be achievable with horses pulling the car.

I know, I don’t understand it either! I think we’ve all had the occasional stomach upset where you have to find the nearest bathroom, but why do some people let it loose on the walls and floor?? 

I saw a bathroom at Walmart once that would have required a very strong stomach, a strong constitution, bravery, and a tanker truck of Lysol to clean. It was absolutely ridiculously bad. Somebody’s ass exploded like a nuclear warhead in that stall. The Walmart employee that had to clean it up probably now has PTSD.

So one morning, I turned on the disposal for a moment and it sounded like a gunshot. I turned off the disposal and looked around, trying to find out what just about gave me a heart attack. I couldn’t find anything. I turned the disposal back on and was greeted with a horrific grinding noise. Turns out a small glass…

“In a model 3, if you are screen freezes then you are speedometer, energy gauge, radio, navigation, you know, everything breaks. Which is sweet.”