For me that person is Madonna, and that’s why I’ll always adore her, no matter how ridiculous she becomes. Being a gay teenager in the 80's, at the height of the AIDS epidemic and the gay panic it created wasn’t easy. To have somebody as big as Madonna being a HUGE advocate for AIDS and celebrating gay people the way…

That is a rad story. I bet if Ellen heard it, she would be proud.

“He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!)“

Not to detract from your general point, but this is a really bad understanding of the nature of presidencies. In 1992 Bill Clinton directly campaigned on totally ending the ban on gays in the military, along with a universal health care plan. When universal…

And for people who are too young, she faced a firestorm for having come out; people demanded she be fired, certain radio hosts called her “Ellen Degenerate” and considered themselves fiendishly clever, and she was basically shunned by craven networks who feared losing their audiences.

I get what he’s saying because Ellen was visible in a way no one in Hollywood had been up until that point. Still, as humble as he is, he’s been an amazing president for LGBT individuals (and the country at large, I think.) He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!) and refused to defend DOMA (thanks…

I get that it’s meant to be sexy or impressive or whatever but ultimately a middle-ish aged man standing in front of a mirror in his underpants and socks, holding his own dick just reads as depressing to me. That is a melancholy moment. Excessive hashtags make this seem sadder.

I have NEVER laughed so hard at late night TV. It was amazing. I know this sounds lame, but it really is like there is finally something marketed towards me, not males 18-whatever.

It is SO GOOD ALREADY. I’m so happy. Sam Bee is a hero, and this show is looking like it’s going to be everything that Trevor Noah’s Daily Show is failing to follow through on. Now that Jon Stewart is gone, Stephen Colbert is doing a different genre of tv, Trevor Noah is proving himself inadequate to fill Stewart’s…

Will this never cease to be the truth??

One time there was a trending twitter hashtag that was like “political sitcoms” or something and I came up with “Gillibrand’s Island” and I just feel like the internet has never given me enough credit.

Innocent until proven guilty, I know, but – hypothetically speaking – how does someone go from being an engineering student with a stepping stone into NASA to becoming an accessory to the murder of a child?

That’s because Samus is freaking wearing something.

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…

I had professional interaction with that scumbag while he was at Morgan Lewis. We hired him as appellate counsel due to his political ties on a big-money case that had gone off the rails. I wrote the fucking brief myself and he billed our client $250k for something like a week’s work, next to none of which was done by…

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

Ted Cruz is that one guy on a night out who refused to get the bus with everyone else, and you’re stuck waiting around for him at the pub before the club for so long that you fuck off to the club (you call/text him and he doesn’t call back), only to get continuous texts with variations of “Where r u?” that you don’t…

You KNOW someone, right now, is writing fan fiction revolving around Ted Cruz in a paisley robe.

Looks too much like Bill Murray there. That should not be.

God bless (and simultaneously damn) the person who made this: