On my last trip I graciously moved to accommodate a couple who wanted to sit together. What everyone failed to mention is that they were also bringing their screaming baby to sit behind me. So. Fucking. Pissed.

Hahah those turds! They deserve what’s coming to them. I quite like those squirrel proofed bird feeders that send them spinning until they get flung off 😂. Luckily no squirrels here, just birds and bugs!

I want your peaches! Sounds worse than actuality.

Hahah no way! :-p

Space peaches! How bizarre! Now I have that dumb song in my head. How bizarre how bizarre deh neh neh deh neh neh

PEACHES ARE ALWAYS WORTH IT

Wow the details/back story of that fungus and the controlling mixture are super interesting. I’m no botanist, but that stuff fascinates me. I recall using some kind of sulfur at the veterinary hospital to treat ringworm (also a fungus, which some people don’t know because of the name).

Damn, I LOVE peaches. Lucky you! Yeah, I was just reading about Panama Disease in bananas. I think it’s possible these could be affected since it’s so virulent, but they are a hybrid strain so maybe less likely? Thankfully I haven’t had that issue.

If you haven’t had them and get a chance to try them, you will never eat grocery store naners again!

:’-O

I am pretty pleased with myself muahahah

AND THE CATS! *checks drink for poison* Just joking of course ;)

Also those are apple banana trees :)

I used to live in California and I’m never going back!! (Except for the inevitable kbbq/mexican food craving)

Not in Hawaii :-p no heater to speak of!

These people may be rich af, but my house is still sweeter 😎 /notsohumblebrag

I’d totally be down for some dick pics from my SO when he’s not around, but he’s so reserved. O how the gender stereotypes fail us! ETA: #forevergray

Omg what is this I want to watch it now

This reminds me of North Korea. Except they would have 3,000 little girls all training from birth for this moment to entertain the great leader.

I would also like you to do this.