I want my... nickle back...

or off of his cloud

‘Scuse me while kiss this bathroom on the right.

Yes because if there’s one thing nostalgia is good at, it certainly isn’t glossing over all the bad shit.

She is one of the lead reasons I can’t fathom anybody getting nostalgic for the 2000s.

Well I would’ve read “hey hey you you” and immediately thought he wanted me to get out of his dreams and into his car.

“Is there anything you can do, Doctor?”

It’s the answer to the age old question: “What would have happened if Gwen Stefani got a massive head injury during her Harajuku girl phase?”

5 seconds of that was more than enough

Fucking Kinja.

Lol. Keep trying.

I’m a liberal. I’m embarrassed by other liberals. It’s a real problem.

When did the left get so goddamn lame? Well, son, I believe it all started during the ‘98 War on Christmas. Man, that was a rough one. Starbucks kicked it all off by printing cups that didn’t explicitly say JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON YOU LIBTARD SNOWFLAKES, and it just went downhill from there.

I have no doubt that if they had the power, they’d censor this show and any other old thing they find to be “normalizing hate”. Trump is unconscionable, but so is this new language geared towards censorship. They’ve shut down college lectures with that argument. Censoring us for our own good without our permission.…

ABC is throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks. From Roseanne where plot points involve job loss and having to scrimp on medication to Alex Inc where the writers think you need venture capital to start a podcast to bringing back American Idol. They don’t know what works or why it works so they are…

a. XFiles Revival also got a second season

She is at the dawn of a new Gilded Age, old sport.

This makes me wish The Critic were still on the air, as it mocked Roseanne rather hilariously indeed.

I can’t wait for the episode where Democrats retake Congress, Mueller indicts every member of the Trump family, the House impeaches Trump, and Roseanne buries her head in the oven.

I for one welcome a weekly lecture on who the REAL Americans are from the woman who intentionally butchered the national anthem on the television.