In the beforetimes, we would have said it could be two things

I mean, who wouldn’t be traumatized by being turned down by Gwyneth or Angelina Jolie??

Finally, the closure we’ve been looking for.

Cue people developing memory loss about Gungans and Ewoks being crowbarred in to Star Wars for cuteness and to shift plushies and the resulting shitstorm both of those brought.

He can do that because he put together that 12-12-12 concert in NYC that ended hurricanes forever.

I could really go for a pulled-porg sandwich right about now.

I have all of Blue Oyster Cute’s porg rock albums.

Hey everyone! Remember the “Remember ALF? He’s back, in Pog form!” comment? It’s back, in Porg form!

Ironically, your cat less likely to grab pussies.

“30 under par!”

Ladies and gentleman, I’ve called this press conference to announce the results of the IQ test taken by both myself and Rex Tillerson, our wonderful Secretary of State.

Your cat is also nicer and has more respect for living things.

I both hate the Porg for being a tool of the Disney marketing machine and also weirdly love it for being a cute and innocent victim in all this. I both want to stamp it out of existence and also hug it and tell it that’s safe now and doesn’t need to cry anymore. (And then snap it’s adorable little neck)

Yup. And, a President Pence would allow the left to come face to face with the real threat of the far right. Trump is so much madness that he gives cover to all sorts of nonsense actors ranging from Steiners to Bernie Bros. to libertarians.

Trump is a feckless Rorschach test that allows the people who elected him…

It’s cuter than any of the commenters here.

He’s probably happy that he doesn’t have to watch sixteen hours of that bullshit a day anymore for his job and make it intro something funny.

You can have only one JarJar per lifetime.

I love that Jon Stewart, on the day he left The Daily Show, apparently decided that he was never going to wear a tie or shave on consecutive days ever again.

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“Some very fine people”...... with fava beans and Chianti.