Thanks to ABC, we’ll finally get to see if a bland white guy can find love.

Your mom saw him coming...

Nobody saw him coming, because he has the anatomy of a Ken doll.

I certianly stopped pirating stuff when they shot down Napster.

Well, at least it’s not the one I use.

Heck, even Super Mario Bros. 3's ending has a “the princess is in another castle” joke.

This is definitely a “to each his own” situation. The fact that it is turn-based tactical combat is what changed this from a “Who cares?” to a “Must have!” for me

Kingdom Battle reduces him and the world of his games to iconography

I’d add a posthumous Mike Wallace assisted by “only his network is dead” Chris Wallace.

Cool like a dank root cellar.

Reprehensible old guy to be interviewed by completely bland old guy. Pass.

Those 60 Minutes make-up people are going to have their hands full. They might want to contact some of the past winners of Face Off.

awww. Whats not to like about Peter Dinklage, apart from this?

*responds by smashing pumpkin*

And your sex tapes with Jaime don’t?

*plays Rappity Sax*

Kinja was worse for the AV Club than I was for Itchy and Scratchy

I’ll see your McBowlingshirt and raise you a pair of obnoxiously tinted sunglasses worn at night....

Didn’t think it could get worse than rap/rock, but rap/rock with sax? Ow, my freakin’ ears.